A/N: People! Light is not Kira anymore! Death Note getting destroyed equals no more Kira. I guess I didn't make that clear, which is totally my fault. : )
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"It's been…fifteen days."
"Are you still angry?"
"Not, not really. Everything has been taken care of."
"Oh, good! Does that mean you'll take me out somewhere?"
"…" A sigh.
"So, I'm pretty much cleared, right?"
"Yes. Well, I suppose I shall just have to keep Light-kun in my presence and make sure he does not come in contact with a Death Note-"
"For how long?"
"For the rest of our lives."
"Ah. So, till death do us part, then?"
"…That seems to be the case."
"So we're totally a couple!"
"Don't be forlorn! We're going to be together forever and ever and ever!"
"…And we'll have a big house and a dog and we can solve cases together and we can get new fish and I'll have my ostrich and you'll give me Mumu back and we'll find a new therapist and we'll go to the beach and skiing and snowboarding and surfing and we'll like each other more and we'll have a nice holiday season and we'll decorate and go see those bratfaces and-"
L blinked over at the overexcited teen, and Light quieted immediately.
"Light-kun has a domestic view of our life together," he stated.
Light nodded and shifted a bit closer. "And…?"
"…I suppose that that is acceptable."
"So we're a couple?" the brunette asked.
"That seems to be the case, as we are never going to find others that are suitable to be with us," L reasoned, nestling a thumb between his teeth. "And I do not intend to be single and celibate for the rest of my life."
"So will you kiss me now?"
"Um…" L shook his head around to make his hair cover his reddening ears. "Yes, that is called for at this time." He quickly turned his head to the side, leaned forward, and gave Light a badly-angled, incredibly sloppy kiss before pulling back and clearing his throat.
"See, you're not dissolving or anything," Light chirped. "I'm not acidic."
"I can see that."
Light stood up and gave a long stretch. "Alright, I'm going to go lie down. You can join me if you want."
L watched Light sashay out of the living room and down the hall.
"And leave your laptop in there!" Light added.
L smiled. Sure, Light could be a loud, embarrassing, useless bastard. With the ostrich, and the yelling, and the oh-so-loveable little fits…
…But sometimes, the minor annoyances were worth living with, and L was more than willing to endure every minute of chaos for even a brief second of…ahem…A feeling of intense attraction?
"Come on, panda puff!"
"Shut up, Light-kun!"
A/N: And I'm serving up a hot and juicy sequel, complete with 100 percent crackiness and no unfunny drama guaranteed. It goes by the name Minor Dilemmas and is on a webpage near you! Simply go to my profile and scroll down to read the freshly-released first chapter entitled "Airport."
Angry about the length of this? Sorry, but these were the last MA drops I could squeeze out of myself. : ( I'm done here. Plz don't yell at me.
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And on that note, I'll take my leave. (bows)
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