"Snowman…ya gotta slow, man. PTH."

Kick. "THAT'S NOT FUNNY! STOP WITH THE STUPID PUNS!" Bane shouted.

"Ghosts…go with host, PTH."

Bane kicked him again. "That didn't even make sense!"

"But my puns are panny. PTH."

Kick. "YOUR PUNS AREN'T BREAD!"

"Bane-san?"

"What? If it's one of those stupid puns again you're going to die."

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

"…No."

"My obaa-san is my oba-san too! PTH."

Kick. "THAT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!"

"But don't you get it? Obaa-san, and then oba-san!"

"THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"

"And that means my Ojii-san is my Oji-san too! PFFT."

Bane kicked him. "THAT DIDN'T EVEN REMOTELY MAKE SENSE. STOP MAKING STUPID PUNS!"

"Puns are fun with the 'p'. PTH!!!!"

Bane shook his head and kicked Davide one more time.

He vowed never to talk to the crazy guy ever again.


Short, weird, I know. I was being bored. And I was being lame.

Ojii-san is grandpa, while oji-san is uncle. It's really easy to get them confused if you're not Japanese…

Obaa-san is grandma, while oba-san is aunt. Same deal here XD.

And panny, well, pan is bread in Japanese, so it's like saying 'my puns are bready'.

I credit Demon Brat 2000 for the snowman thing. XD