Disclaimer: I do not own Legally Blonde. Sad, but true.

Elle didn't understand.

She knew everything about Warner, all of his habits and quirks.

Everything, from his idolization of John F. Kennedy to his habit of beating around the bush when dealing with things that made him uncomfortable, and yet he still dumped her, giving her the old, "It's not you; it's me" speech.

Elle couldn't figure out why, so she resorted to her one source of no-fail comfort; Milky Ways.

A/N: Eh, not my best, but I'm trying to give my plot bunnies some exercise…