You're probably going to be dissappointed, this chapter is really short. Sorry!

I no own Naruto

Deidara sat on the couch, watching scary movies and eating popcorn. The TV was turned almost all the way up to drown out the shrill screams coming from the basement. 'I hope Sasori-Danna doesn't go deaf.' Deidara toyed with his eyepiece, trying to refocus it after Sasori had added a tracking device for safety reasons. He tossed another piece of popcorn into his mouth and watched idly as a young woman was sliced to bits.

"Tatsuo, can you walk me home, un?"

"Um, no, sorry. I promised Amen I'd walk him home."

"That's okay. I can probly start walking by myself again."

"Alright. See ya Tuesday!"

They both walked off in the opposite direction from Tatsuo's locker. Deidara headed out the double doors and into town. He hadn't seen Daisuke since the first day Tatsuo began walking him home, so maybe he had left. This saddened Deidara slightly; even if the man was kind of crazy, he was still his father. Deidara wanted to talk to him, but was afraid to at the same time, so he decided against looking for the man and instead quickened his pace in hopes of getting home a bit sooner. He didn't notice the man waiting for him in the alley ahead.

'I'm so sorry.' Deidara let out a squeak when someone suddenly grabbed him from behind and put a cloth over his mouth and nose. He struggled violently, but soon became dizzy and went limp; completely unconscious in his attacker's arms. 'So, so sorry…'

Deidara woke up in what appeared to be a shed or something of the like. He was tied to a chair and had a throbbing headache. "So, you're awake now?" He looked toward the sound of the voice to see Daisuke standing with a woman next to him. 'Mother?' The woman looked a lot like Deidara. The same long blond hair, deep blue eyes, and body structure. "My baby." She cooed. This freaked Deidara out a bit. She didn't want him when he was born, why the hell was she being so loving now? Deidara frowned, "Can you let me go now, un? I'd like to get home before Danna worries."

"My baby." She cooed again. She quickly hugged her son then kissed him lightly on the cheek. Deidara felt his eye twitch. "Let go of me you nut! I don't care if you are my mother, you didn't want me! You're basically a stranger! Get away from me!!" He screamed at her. Her eyes filled with tears and she began to sob into her hands. "My poor, poor baby!"

Daisuke walked over to comfort his wife. "Hush, Kenya, he's fine." He said to her. He looked at the blond tied to the chair. "Deidara, we've just come into some money. It's enough to buy a new house and start a new life. We want you to be a part of it. We could be a family. Would you like that?"

"… I-" Deidara started, but was interrupted when Sasori knocked down the door to the shed. His poor little Dei-chan was tied to a chair! He was pissed.

He rushed over and shoved Daisuke and Kenya away and cut the ropes binding his love. Once they were cut, he pulled his young lover into a heated kiss. Deidara responded fully; wrapping his arms around Sasori's neck and kissing back with equal force.

Daisuke stared in horror at the sight before him. Akasuna no Sasori was kissing his son! And Deidara was kissing him back! He felt himself gag slightly; not because it was two boys, that didn't bother him in the least, it was because of who the two were. The most feared man in the country and his sweet, innocent, son! Daisuke had kept up with the dates and celebrated Deidara's birthday every year. Deidara was only fifteen, Sasori was at least fifty. Daisuke gagged a bit again at the thought of his son being touched by a pedophile.

"Are you alright, Dei?"

"Yes, Danna, I'm fine, un."

"Danna?" Deidara and Sasori both turned, just remembering Daisuke. Sasori felt his anger flare. "How dare you even touch my Dei-chan?! I should kill you on the spot!" He said harshly. Daisuke cringed. "I… I just wanted to talk to him…" Daisuke stood, "I wanted to know if… if he wanted to come with us, with his family… Home…" He helped Kenya to her feet. They both looked at Deidara hopefully.

There was silence for several seconds, until, "I remember, when I was a little kid, I wanted a normal family. A mom, a dad, me, and maybe a sibling or two. I always thought it would be so cool to have a family like the ones on TV." Deidara took a couple steps forward and hugged his parents.

Sasori felt his heart sink. He never thought letting go of the blond would be this hard. He was going to leave when Deidara started talking again. "Thank you, but I already have a home, with my Danna. As much as I'd like a normal family, I know I'd like being with Danna a lot more." He backed up until he could grab Sasori's arm and nuzzle his shoulder. Sasori smiled a bit, and then leaned down to kiss Deidara gently on the forehead.

Sasori and Deidara walked home, hand in hand, simply enjoying each others company, until Sasori broke the silence, "You know, you really gave me a scare tonight. I was afraid you were going to leave me…" Deidara quickly leaned up and pecked his Danna on the cheek. "Of course not, Danna! I love you!"

"Love you too, runt." They fell into silence again, but this time, Deidara was the one to break it. "I think I should write a book about my life someday, un." Sasori raised an eyebrow, "Oh? And what, may I ask, are you going to call this book?" Deidara thought for a moment, before smiling brightly, "My Wonderful Life!"

That was horrible, but here's the thing, I have lost nearly all interest in this fanfic, if I didn't get it done soon, it may not have gotten done at all. I'm sorry, but this was the best I could do. See you next time!