I Wanna Be A Ninja

A/N: Blame my friend's ninja ways. bows

Dun, dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun-dun

Fuji walked around the corner of the mansion, and straight into a running Ryoma.

"Did you find them?" Fuji asked. But, because of the towel that he had wrapped around his head so that just his eyes were showing, it sounded more like 'Dee oo fid em?'

Ryoma shook his head, and Fuji could tell he was smirking, even with a towel wrapped around his head as well.

"I think they're hiding from us, Fuji-sempai," Ryoma spoke, again it was muffled and came out like 'Ee ink der idin fm ssss'.

Fuji, this time, moved the cloth covering his mouth and said, "Well of course they are! We're awesome ninjas and they're afraid we're going to find them and tie them up and have our way with them, which we will when we find them."

Ryoma also shoved the towel away from his mouth," How did you talk me into this again?"

"I said I would help you find a way to top Gen."

"Ah, right. Alright, let's find them."

"Okay, well the only place I haven't looked yet is our bedroom, have you?" Fuji smiled, closing his eyes.

"Uh-uh. Let's go," Ryoma said.

Both men replaced their towels and headed off in the direction of the fivesome's shared bedroom.

Dun, dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun-d-

"Must you do that?" Ryoma asked from behind Fuji, both were pressed against the wall, in 'stealth' mode.

"Ah, actually yes."

"Of course," Ryoma muttered.

"Quiet now, Ryo-chan. We have to be very, very sneaky. Which means no talking, okay?" Fuji explained sweetly.


"One, two, THREE!" Fuji slammed the door open.

"Hiii-yah! Watchwaaa! Ahhh!" Ryoma and Fuji screamed while striking poses from bad karate movies and of course, the Matrix.

"Eh, Syuusuke?"

"Yah, yah, yah!" Fuji punched the air repeatedly.




"Oh, what?" Fuji asked, looking at Ryoma, his towel hanging limply off his head.

"They, um, aren't in here." Ryoma pointed to the empty room.

"Oh, I know. I just like being a ninja."

"...You're weird, you know that right?" Ryoma asked, smirking.

"And you love me anyways." Fuji pushed Ryoma against the open door, placing his lips over the short boy's.


And now Ryoma and Fuji were soaking wet? The hell.

Ryoma broke away from Fuji and looked toward the bathroom door, where Sanada, Tezuka and Atobe were standing. Atobe still held the dripping hose in one hand and had a huge smirk plastered across his face.

"Brat, didn't you learn anything from the last time you and Syuusuke played ninja?" Keigo asked. Hm, Sanada and Tezuka looked a little guilty, but both were smiling lightly.

"Yeah, but it got them away from paperwork and into the bedroom, just like we said it would, didn't it?" Ryoma smirked back. Fuji shut and locked the door.

Tezuka and Sanada looked a little scared when Keigo pushed them further into the room and shut the bathroom door.

"Get them." Fuji murmured.

Then, all Keigo, Syuusuke and Ryoma pounced on the two stoic lovers. Because, Keigo was totally a double spy- er ninja. Or something.


A/N: The hell? It was supposed to be much shorter. And it was supposed to involve rope and a library. glares at muses Damn.