I was tired of always chasing after Robin. I was tired of him always escaping. I was tired of him always winning. So I hired someone to do the job for me. A bounty hunter name Xenen. She was perfect for the job. Especially since I placed a $50,000 bounty on Robin.
"Are you sure you can handle it?" I asked.
"If I can catch a ghost, I'm sure I can handle this one," Xenen replied.
"Remember, you can bring him to me in any shape that you like, just not dead," I said.
"Where can I find this- Robin?" she asked.
"Stand still, this won't hurt," I said, taking a tiny utensil off a shelf and pointing it at her. I fired in the blink of an eye.
"That, Xenen, will tell you absolutely everything you need to now about Robin as if you'd known him all your life," I said.
"Hmmm… Robin, A.K.A. Richard David Grayson, Teen Titan, protectorate of Jump City, has a team, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Raven, Starfire, has a secret crush on Starfire, parents are dead, adopted by millionaire Bruce Wayne, A.K.A. Batman, protectorate of Gothom City, and… WOW HE'S HOT!" Xenen shouted. I frowned behind my mask. She could obviously tell.
"Sorry," she said, "I mean, whenever they're hot, they're all the better to get," Xenen stated.
"Why is that?" I asked.
"I had a boyfriend once. Waaaaaaaaay hot. He dumped me," she replied.
"I got him back, though. Let's just say, he won't be dumping any more girls…" she continued.
"Now I attack any boys I think are hot, bounty or not. Anyway, that's how I started my career," she finished.
"What about my bounty?" I asked.
"I'm on it," Xenen said as she hopped onto a scarlet and black motorcycle. It was almost my two colors. If she thinks this is going to be easy, she's wrong. Very wrong.