Disclaimer: Big Love and its characters have been manipulated here without the knowledge or consent of Home Box Office. I am not affiliated with the show, its production companies or cast members and no copyright infringement is intended.

Time Line: Anytime within the first season, I really wasn't specific

Author's Notes: Written for Erin since she wrote me a Prison Break "drabble." Drabble is in quotes simply because Erin and I are fully incapable of writing anything in just 100 words. Her drabble for me was 400, and this one for her is even longer. We're just insane. Hope it tickles her and makes her all mushy inside. As for anyone else, if you like what you see: feel free to leave me a review or drop me a PM, but also feel free to check out my other fiction - the link is in my profile.