Argh, why am I studying biology?! I don't wanna know the anatomy of earthworms! Anyways, I don't want to make my loyal readers wait so long (again!)... so here's the new chapter of Cyber Confessions! And thanks to all the reviewers and readers. Sorry for not responding to any reviews or messages, I'm being really lazy again...

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, Tite Kubo does.


Ichigo15 has signed in. Zabimaru has signed in

Zabimaru: Hi there, Ichigo.

Ichigo15: Hey Renji. So you're out of the hospital? How are your injuries doing?

Zabimaru: They're alright, healing fast. What else did you expect from my body?

Ichigo15: Nice to hear...

Zabimaru: I never would have thought that Grimmjow's the person you're dating.

Ichigo15: What?!

Zabimaru: Don't play dumb, Ichigo, your boyfriend's the one who threatened me to never lay a finger on you again, or else he'd beat me into a little pulp... what he did.

Ichigo15: Sorry about that...

Zabimaru: It's not your fault... I understand Grimmjow... I'd also act like that if you were my boyfriend.

Ichigo15: Renji, please don't say those kind of things...

Zabimaru: Why not? I still like you. I hate hiding my feelings.

Ichigo15: Well... Grimmjow's standing right behind me and is reading every single word you're writing.

Zabimaru: What?! Are you serious?

Ichigo15: Nah, just kidding.

Zabimaru: That's not funny, Ichigo, I just got out of the hospital...

Ichigo15: Sorry, but that's my revenge for what you've done to me.

Zabimaru: Thank God, you're revenge is harmless. You know what, Ichi? I'll wait for you. The day Grimmjow and you break up, I'll be there waiting for you...

Ichigo15: ...Renji?

Zabimaru: ...in my bed. Or in yours. You can choose.

Ichigo15: Okay. I'll just pretend I didn't read these previous lines of yours. I'm off, see you at school.

Zabimaru: See you, Ichi. Remember, I'm hot on your heels!

Ichigo 15 has signed out.

From: Kuchiki Rukia

To: Inoue Orihime

Subject: Just asking

Hi there, Inoue?

How are you doing? You've been hanging out a lot with the third-year guys lately... and can I ask you something? I'm so curious! Are you and Tesla dating?? You haven't really told us many details...

From: Inoue Orihime

To: Kuchiki Rukia

Subject: RE: Just asking

Well... now that you're asking... Tesla came up to me yesterday and asked me if we wanted to date... and it was so cute, he face was all flushed, and... argh, I'm so excited about all of this! I think I have a little crush on him... Oh, I'm so happy!

From: Kuchiki Rukia

To: Inoue Orihime

Subject: Answer

I'm so happy for you, Inoue! Can't imagine Tesla-kun blushing... oh well. So? Did you say yes?

From: Inoue Orihime

To: Kuchiki Rukia

Subject: RE: Answer

I did... Wow, I have a boyfriend! And did you notice how happy Grimmjow-kun is? He's even nice to me! Now that's a miracle... But on the other side, Ichigo seems to be pissed... But you know what? I know that he's really happy on the inside too, I can feel it! Oh, I just got a message from Tesla... Oh, a date! Rukia, I can't believe it! I feel like in a manga! Well, the fact that I'm actually pregnant brings me back to reality... Oh well, I'm still super happy! See you at school!

From: Kuchiki Rukia

To: Inoue Orihime

Subject: Happy

Yeah, everyone seems to be happy lately. Even poor Renji who just left the hospital. This nice atmosphere is really pleasant. Calm before the storm? Anyways, have fun with Tesla!

From: Tu Oderschvank Neliel

To: Kurosaki Ichigo

Subject: Subscription

Dear Ms. Kutosaki,

I have already been two weeks for my first "Work it, Babe!" magazine. The subscription sheet clearly said: "After sending in your subscription request, your first issue of "Work it, Babe!" will be on its way to your mailbox... as fast as possible!" And I hope you don't forget the welcome gift.

Cordially, Tu Oderschvank Neliel

From: Kurosaki Ichigo

To: Tu Oderschvank Neliel

Subject: Again

Dear Ms. Tu Oderschvank,

I'm sorry to inform you, once again, that I am no Ms. Kutosaki. My name is Ichigo KuRosaki, not KuTosaki.

Cordially, KUROSAKI Ichigo

From: Tu Oderschvank Neliel

To: Kurosaki Ichigo

Subject: RE: Again

Dear Ms. Kurosaki,

I am so sorry... I have this typo with the r and the t. I promise it won't happen again!

Cordially, Tu Oderschvank Neliel

From: Kurosaki Ichigo

To: Tu Oderschvank Neliel

Subject: Another mistake

Dear Ms. Tu Oderschvank,

My name is Mr. Kurosaki, not Ms. Kurosaki. But you couldn't have known.

Kurosaki Ichigo

From: Kurosaki Ichigo

To: Jaegerjacques Grimmjow

Subject: Typos

Hey Grimm, what's up?

Did I tell you that story about that chick with the r/t typo? I don't think so. Anyway, two weeks ago, some woman sends me an email, talking about a subscription for a workout magazine called "Work it, Babe!" (what the hell? the name?). Turns out that this lady has a r/t typo, and guess what? She did it again! Seriously, what kind of woman is she? I mean, it's okay if this happens once, but twice?

From: Jaegerjacques Grimmjow

To: Kurosaki Ichigo

Subject: RE: Typos

Haha, hilarious. I'm sure she's a forty-year-old, fat lady, single, never been fucked. "Work it, Babe!"... I've seen that magazine in some stores, and I can assure you that only fat chicks buy that shit.

From: Kurosaki Ichigo

To: Jaegerjacques Grimmjow

Subject: Fat

Not all women who buy these magazines are fat... I think. Well, who gives a damn about who buys "Work it, Babe!", I wanted to ask you something: My family's out of the house tonight, so it's all mine. Wanna come over?

From: Tu Oderschvank Neliel

To: Kurosaki Ichigo

Subject: Hi there

Hey, Mr. Kurosaki (correct!)!

I just wanted to apologize for disturbing you with my past emails, and I wanted to inform you that I finally got my magazine. And they didn't forget the welcome gift! So, don't worry, no more emails from me... unless I want to unsubscribe! Just kidding.

I have a question: Are you a doctor?

Best regards, Tu Oderschvank Neliel

From: Kurosaki Ichigo

To: Tu Oderschvank Neliel

Subject: RE: Hi there

I'm not a doctor, but my father is. Why are you asking?

From: Tu Oderschvank Neliel

To: Kurosaki Ichigo

Subject: Coincidence

In Karakura Town, perhaps? If so, then... what a crazy coincidence!! You know, I went jogging, but I overdid it a little, so I fainted. I was then brought to this little hospital, and that's where I met Dr. Kurosaki. So is he your father? This is so exciting!

From: Kurosaki Ichigo

To: Tu Oderschvank Neliel

Subject: RE: Coincidence

Yeah... that's my dad. This really is a weird coincidence. So... have fun with your magazine.

From: Tu Oderschvank Neliel

To: Kurosaki Ichigo

Subject: RE:RE: Coincidence

Wait! We can't just ignore this coincidence! Now you've made me curious. So? Are you gonna follow in your dad's footsteps and become a doctor? Do you have a girlfriend? Are you still in school, or are you a student, or maybe you're already working!

From: Kurosaki Ichigo

To: Tu Oderschvank Neliel

Subject: Tomorrow

I'll answer tomorrow. Have a nice evening, Ms. Tu Oderschvank.


Argh... I have the feeling this chapter was really crappy... oh well, we'll see. Next chapter will be a special chapter! Thanks for reading and reviewing!