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The Muffin Joke!

"Ok, ok…ok. You guys hafta listen to m'joke!"

"Obi-Wan, it's taken you five minutes already." Garen was growing impatient.

"Yeah, Kenobi. Get on with it!" Where as Siri was already irritated.

"Ok! There were two muffins in a muffin. No, wait, no, in an oven." There were groans round the table. "You guys!"

"We're listening! Hurry yerself!" Reeft was nearing the end of his tether.

"Anyways! One muffin says to the other muffin, 'Do you think we're gonna get cooked?'"

"What muffins?"

Siri yelled out, "Shut it, Muln!"

This was followed by an agreement by Reeft, "Yeah, let 'im tell the joke!"

"Ok, the other muffin goes, um, umm … oh yeah! 'Woah! A talking muffin!'"

There was silence, then "That's it?"

"Yeah. That's it."

The silence regained control.

Let me know what you think! If you think it's rubbish, tell me so. If you think it's good tell me so. If you want me to do more (though I doubt any of you would, but then people do the strangest things. I'd better get back to what I was saying before I start to ramble.) tell me so!

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