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Everything was black. He was floating on a river of pain.

Qui-Gon rolled over and opened his eyes, then promptly shut them again with a groan. He remained like this until late afternoon when the worst of his hangover had worn off.

He finally got up at the hour of 3pm, standard Coruscant time, and went to find Obi-Wan, surprised that the Padawan had not seen fit to wake him yet. This surprise was soon banished when he found Obi-Wan passed out in his own bed, still fully dressed.

Walking over to the sleeping form, Qui-Gon started to have vague recollections of the night before. Obi-Wan, Siri and Garen had been coming home, seemingly drunk, when he, Mace and Yoda had been leaving. The last thing he remembered was telling that stupid apple joke. He didn't even remember how they had gotten home.

Suddenly, he got an idea. It would be painful, but worth it. He quietly leant over Obi-Wan's sleeping form and shouted, "OBI-WAN! WAKE UP!"

Qui-Gon hadn't expected the hand that connected with his face.


A few hours later, after he had regained consciousness, Qui-Gon sat on the couch reading. He looked up as Obi-Wan walked in. "How are you?" he asked the dumbest question that he could think of at the time.

"Fine, Master," Obi-Wan replied, even though he didn't look fine. Silence fell over them until Obi-Wan said suddenly, "Master? Did you know that 5/3 people have trouble with fractions?"

Qui-Gon simply refused to dignify him with an answer.


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