Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto... WHY ME? WHY?
AN:Okay, first fanfic I've ever written.
(There is a revised version of this story in the making.)
Chapter One: The Game
"Hey Naruto," Kiba called as he, Shikamaru, Choji, and Lee entered his office with a large rolled up piece of paper and a hat.
Said blond looked up and grinned at his friends/colleagues. "What's up guys? Lunch time is way over..."
Kiba waved his hand dismissively. Lee shut the door and smiled slyly. "We're gonna play a game, Naruto!"
Naruto tilted his head to the side in a questioning manner. Kiba nodded and glanced at Shikamaru who sighed and muttered something about something being troublesome.
"We came up with this idea for a game." The dark brown haired man stated and held up the large piece of poster paper, which unrolled. All of their names were listed across the top. Lines separated each name and ran all the way to the bottom.
"We came up with these great dares for the office! Each dare was given a point rating!" Choji exclaimed.
"And we draw a dare from a hat and when you complete it, you get the points." Lee explained further. "Who ever reaches the bottom of the poster with the most points wins."
Naruto stared at his friends in disbelief. They just made his job 100 times more fun! "Alright! Who gets the first dare?" The blond asked enthusiastically. He was practically jumping in his chair.
"Lee," Choji said and held out the black baseball cap out to the bushy-browed man. Lee looked away and grabbed the first piece of paper his fingers made contact with. He read it out loud: "Whoo! 10 points! 'Bend down and put your ear to the floor. Crawl all the way out of your office like this, muttering "I'll find you...I'll find you..." as you go'".
Naruto bit back the urge to laugh out loud. This was just too funny.
"My turn!" Kiba said cheerfully. He plunged his hand into the hat and pulled out a folded piece of paper. "20 points, nice. 'Ask your boss if you can have the day off to attend'..." The dog lover's face fell. "...'a Spanking Convention'..."
Naruto, Choji, and Lee burst out laughing and Shikamaru snickered. "Your turn, Naruto."
The blond leaned over his desk and pulled out a piece of paper. "'Give your boss your car keys and tell them you're too drunk to drive'...?"
Choji chuckled as he shuffled through the cap and pulled out a dare for himself. "Mine says to show an invisible new employee around the office and introduce him/her to everyone. For 10 points."
"That's not so bad." Naruto commented and watched Shikamaru pull out a piece of paper.
"10 points: 'Change the screen of a colleague's computer to where it says "I LOVE MY BOSS".''"
The man with the pony-tail sighed and looked at the clock on the wall. One more hour before they go home... "Okay guys. Naruto you can complete your dare today."
"What? Why me?" The blond whined.
"Because we have an hour before we have to go home. And your dare is associated with the end of the day." The lazy man explained in a bemused tone. "Then Kiba can do his tomorrow morning since it will be the beginning of the day. Lee, Choji, and I can do ours when we feel like it."
All men nodded and went back to work for the last remaining hour of the day. An hour that Naruto wished would go by slowly. Because the thing about Naruto's office is that it's a branch off of a bigger incorporation. So his boss was really his superior. Who was one of the most stuck-up bastards in the world - no - universe!
Ever since Uchiha Sasuke came, Naruto has been afraid to ever call in sick. This guy was just beyond strict and made most of the guys pee in their pants. Note: guys. Men feared him, women fall to his feet. The rigid jack ass even stole Naruto's precious Sakura! How could he? Naruto loved the pink haired receptionist ever since she came to work on the sixth floor of the Konoha Planning Department(1).
A knock on the door interrupted the blond's thoughts. "Uh...come in!"
Kiba stuck his head in the door. "Yo, blondie! Sasuke's about to leave and it's 15:57(2). Better hurry up 'cause the longer you wait to accomplish the dare, the more points are deducted."
Naruto stood up and turned his computer monitor off. "Uh...do...do I have to act drunk too...?" He looked at Kiba who seemed to be thinking.
"Nah, we don't want you to get fired. Just say it." The dog-lover smirked when he heard the sigh of relief. He couldn't blame his friend, though. Their boss was one scary guy.
Sasuke closed the blinds in his office and turned of the small lamp on his desk. Pulling the black jacket and briefcase off of the brown leather chair that sat next to the door, he stepped out of his enclosed office, shutting it behind him.
"Have a pleasant evening, Uchiha-san." Haruno Sakura said in her sweet, sickening voice. Sasuke nodded and was only able to take five more steps before a blond haired, blue eyed man stood in front of him. The Uchiha narrowed his eyes.
"May I help you, Naruto?" The blond's flinch did not pass the Uchiha unnoticed.
Naruto held out a key ring with three sets of keys and a key chain of an orange nine-tailed fox. Sasuke raised a graceful eyebrow.
"I'm...too drunk to drive..." The blond said with a straight face. Sasuke narrowed his eyes even more.
"Is this some kind of joke?" He asked in a dark voice. He knew Naruto was a prankster, but he never tried to pull anything on Sasuke before.
Naruto gulped. He didn't know what to say. And it was against the rules to tell people he was doing a dare. And even if he did tell Sasuke that this was a dare, he doubted that would make the Uchiha accept it.
"I'm too drunk to drive." Naruto repeated.
Sasuke sighed in annoyance and brushed past his employee.
The blond stared at the wall that was no longer concealed by the raven's pale face. After a few seconds passed, the blond let out a sigh of relief and rushed back into his office. Great, just one more reason for Sasuke to keep an eye on him. Before, Sasuke moved the blond from his cubicle into the office right next to his, just so he could have better control over Naruto's actions. What if this broke the straw and Sasuke made Naruto sit at a card table in the Uchiha's office? Or worse, Sasuke might fire him!
Naruto groaned in agony and collected his messenger bag and slung it on his right shoulder. Maybe a hot bowl of ramen would make him feel better...
The next day...
Kiba gulped before he marched up to the Uchiha's office door and knock on it roughly. 'Please be busy. Please be busy. Please be...'
'...busy...' The brunette sighed in defeat and opened the door slowly. "Uchiha-san..." Kiba bowed in respect.
Sasuke was sitting at his large, almost bare, wooden desk and reading something in a manila folder. He had narrow, squared glasses resting on the bridge of his nose. Ebony eyes flashed over to Kiba and then back at the reading content in front of him. "What is it, Kiba?"
Kiba swallowed hard. He was done for. He was done didally done for! He was done didally done didally didally done didally done for (AN: Sorry, couldn't resist)! "?"
Sasuke let the folder drop from his hands and looked at Kiba quizzically. "A what?"
"A...a Sp-Spanking Convention..."
The Uchiha glared at the dog-lover with utter disgust. Before Sasuke could say anything, Kiba bowed multiple times while saying: "You're so totally right, sir! How could I even think of skipping work for such a repulsive thing? I'll be going now, have a nice day, Uchiha-san!"
With that, the dog-lover slammed the door shut and panted heavily as he leaned against the wooden entry way and slid down to the floor. 'I'm fired! I'm so fucking fired! I'm going to be fired, become homeless, and I'll have to become a male prostitute just so I can feed me and Akamaru! I'm so dea...' Kiba's ranting thoughts skidded to a halt when a saw something green crawl across the floor in front of him.
Immediately recognizing the green thing as Lee, Kiba chuckled, forgetting about his worries.
Rock Lee placed his right ear to the floor and muttered "I'll find you... If I don't find you in the next hour I will have to organize 200 files tomorrow..."
Kiba snickered and stood up. He calmly walked over to Hinata, Naruto's receptionist, and sat on the edge of her desk. "Good morning, Hinata-chan. You look great today, as usual." He grinned widely, showing off his canine fangs.
The pale girl blushed and looked down. "Th-thank you...Kiba-kun...Um... W-what's wrong w-with Lee-kun...?"
Kiba looked Lee who was continuing to crawl around on the carpeted floor. "Oh, this is one of his...uh...youth ritual things...you know?"
At that moment, Naruto shouted from his office. "SHIKAMARU!"
The cloud-gazing man strolled out of his office calmly with a smirk on his face. Naruto ran out of his office to meet him. Kiba watched in amusement as Naruto grabbed a fistful of the front of Shikamaru's gray, button-down shirt.
"What the hell did you do to my desktop?" The blond growled.
"You know exactly what I did, Naruto." Shikamaru replied, shrugging his shoulders, smirk still in place
"But why me? Why not Neji or Shino or someone else? Why me?"
Shikamaru shrugged once again. "Seemed appropriate."
Both men froze and Kiba snapped his head in the direction the voice came from. Sasuke stood in the door way of his office with his arms folded. "What exactly are you do... What the hell?" Kiba couldn't see what Sasuke was looking down at, but had a pretty good idea who it was.
"Lee. Get up, now." The Uchiha hissed. The bushy-browed man shot up from the floor and saluted to his superior.
"Sakura-chan, have you met Onigiri-kun? He just transfered in today." Choji said, causing Sasuke to spin around to see Choji drapping his left arm around nothing while holding his other arm out as if he were holding up a tray of food.
"Uh...Choji-kun...?" Sakura asked in an uneasy tone.
"Choji! Lee! Naruto! Shiamaru! Kiba! In my office this instant!" Sasuke boomed, obviously loosing his sanity by the bizarre behavior these men were exhibiting. All five gulped and slowly filed into their superior's office.