Chapter 1:Sly Fallz Down

A/n: Sly fall far down down down.

Sly and Bently And Murry were standing near a cliff to look for stuff to steal.

"Hey bently, watch this." sly said. he took his cane and hit murry in his balls.

"OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT FUCKING HURRT!!!" murry said.

"BWABAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" bently and sly said.

"hey sly, watch this." bently said. he took a knife and stabbed murry.

"OH GOD THAT REALLY FUCKING HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK YOU PUNTURECED MYT FUCKING LIVAR!!!" murry said.

"Hey bently, watch this." sly said. he took a hammer and hit murry in his balls.

"OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT FUCKING HURRT!!!" murry said.

"BWABAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" bently and sly said.

murry was MAD now.

"I AM SO FUCKING MAD AT YOU FUCKING GUYS!!!!" murry said.

"FUCK YOU MURRY YOU FAT PIECE OF FAT FUCKING REDNECK SHIT!!!!!" SLY SAID.

"BWABAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" bently and sly said.

"Hey sly." bently says.

"yes?" sly said.

a devious and theiving idea came into murry head.

HE WOULD PUSH SLY OFF OF A FUCKING CLIFF!!!!

"do you want to go fucking sky high diving?" murry said.

sly and bently ignored him.

"I SAID DO YOU FUCKING WANT TO GO FUCKING SKY FUCKING DIVING!?!??!!?!??" murry said. he confused.

they still ignored him.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOWAHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" murry said.

"do you want to go fucking sky high diving?" bently said.

"show me the fucking drugs and i'll fucking go." sly said.

"SKY HIGH!!! HIGH HIGH HIGH SKY!!!!" bently said.

"HIGH SKY!!! SKY SKY SKY HIGH!!!" sly said.

"SKY!" bently said.

"HIGH!" sly said,

"SKY HIGH!!!" sly and bently said.

"EHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHEHEHEHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAH!!!!" murry said.

"what are you laffing about murry? gay porn?" sly said.

murry moved towards sly and picked his ass up.

"HELP ME!!! HE"S TRY TO RAPE ME!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sly said. murry lit sly on fire and tossed him off of the cliff.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" SLY SAID AS HE WAS ON FUCKING FELL. HE WAS ON FIRE. HE HIT THE GROUND AND DIED. HIS BODY WAS CUT INTO LITTLE PIECES.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! YOU FUCKING MURDERED SLY!!!! YOU KILLED SLY!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!" bently said.

"HEE!HEE!HEE!" murry said.

bently then took out his drill out.

"UM UM UM UM UMUMUMUM MU MU, bently whant the fuck are you to do to me?!?!?!?!" murry said.

"KILL YOU BITCH!!!" bently said. he shoved the drill in murry's face and destroyed it. murry's face was now a mess of blood and gory guts.

"FWAGGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGO!!!!!!!!!!!" murry said. bently toook a chainsaw out and cut murry's legs off. murry didn't have any legs and was bleeding buckerts on the floor. bently poured a bag of flour on him and cut him into shreds with the chainsaw. bently pushed murry's remains off of the cliff. he was dead. bently threw a grenade down to make sure he was dead. it exploded his body into tiny pieces.

"fuck murry," bently said.

THE END