This is just a stupid thing that popped into my head one day while listening to "Canadian Idiot".
The following is an adaptation of WEIRD AL YANKOVIC's "Canadian Idiot" which is a parody of GREENDAY'S "American Idiot".
Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar or any WEIRD AL YANKOVIC songs ( including "Canadian Idiot"). Nor do I own any GREENDAY songs (including "American Idiot").
The fire benders are on their way to wipe out the Air Nomads, and they start singing.
"Don't wanna be a Airbendn' idiot
Don't wanna be some tea swillin' gliden' nut
And do I look like some frostbitten arrow-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A's to Zed
They all live on donuts and no meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
They can't even bend fire at all
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Yeah, they're really not on the ball.
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat airball just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper beds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got the Av-a-tar
They all bend, think their so wise'n
dream of fly'n a bison
All over the near and far
Don't wanna be a Airbendn' idiot
Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
Always hear the same kind of story
Beat them up and they'll just say "sorry"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta be they're all up to somethin'
So quick, before they see it comin'
Time for a pre-emptive strike!"