This is just a stupid thing that popped into my head one day while listening to "Canadian Idiot".

The following is an adaptation of WEIRD AL YANKOVIC's "Canadian Idiot" which is a parody of GREENDAY'S "American Idiot".

Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar or any WEIRD AL YANKOVIC songs ( including "Canadian Idiot"). Nor do I own any GREENDAY songs (including "American Idiot").

The fire benders are on their way to wipe out the Air Nomads, and they start singing.

"Don't wanna be a Airbendn' idiot

Don't wanna be some tea swillin' gliden' nut

And do I look like some frostbitten arrow-head?

I never learned my alphabet from A's to Zed

They all live on donuts and no meat

And they leave the house without packin' heat

They can't even bend fire at all

And you know what else is too funny?

Their stupid Monopoly money

Yeah, they're really not on the ball.

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export

They treat airball just like it's a real sport

They think their silly accent is so cute

Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot

Sure they got their national health care

Cheaper beds, low crime rates and clean air

Then again well they got the Av-a-tar

They all bend, think their so wise'n

dream of fly'n a bison

All over the near and far

Don't wanna be a Airbendn' idiot

Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius

See the map, they're hoverin' right over us

Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story

Beat them up and they'll just say "sorry"

Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?

It's gotta be they're all up to somethin'

So quick, before they see it comin'

Time for a pre-emptive strike!"