My second story enjoy
This story is OOC and has lots of randomness
Tobi: Vampirekakurine-Chan does not own Naruto
"KISAME WHERE THE HELL DID MY LITTLE SISTER GO NOW!!!"
"Geeze Sasori slow down I don't know where your little sister went…and no I did not eat her if that's what you're thinking" Kisame said as he looked at the panting Sasori.
"I was NOT thinking that and you did eat her then Hidan would have cut your stomach out just to see if she is in there." Sasori said as he started running down the Akatsuki hallway to find his sister.
"Hidan are you going to kill Sasori for loosing Sakura" Kisame asked that so-called person that stepped out of the shadows. "Maybe I will kill the Teme if he keeps on turning his back on her for more then 5 freaking minutes" Hidan said as he looked at Sasori starting to panic.
"FISHY-CHAN THERE YOU ARE!!!! I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!!!" Someone jumped on Kisame's back yelling in his ear.
"DEIDARA!! GET YOUR CRAZY BUTT OFF OF ME RIGHT THIS INSTANCE!!!"
" NEVER FISH PASTE!!! I WILL STAY ON YOU'RE BACK FOR ALL ERENITY!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA- OWWWWWWWWWW STOP HITTING ME ITACHI!!!"
"Deidara if you don't shut up with that annoying yelling of yours then I shall kill you right now do we have an understanding?" Itachi questioned and threaten the blond.
" Yes, Itachi-san".
"Good know help Sasori look for his little sister Sakura…NOW." Itachi said while he looked the pink haired girl.
"Tobi have you seen pinky around here we can't find her because of Sasori and his stupid ness Yeah"
"HEY I AM NOT STUPID DEIADARA!!!! YOU STUPID LOOKING GIRLY MAN" (I have nothing against Deidara I think he is pretty cool, but I am just bored.)
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A GIRLY MAN SASORI!? YOU STUPID PUPPET BOY YEAH!!! (I love Sasori but again this is a joke)
"EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO FIND WHERE SAKURA OR I WILL SLICE AND DICE YOU ALL!!!! Hidan yelled.
"Ohhh Hidan-Chan how many times do I have to tell you about that potty mouth of yours?" Everyone turn around to see Sakura standing munching on a cookie.
"SAKURA THERE YOU ARE!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!!!!! Sasori screamed running towards Sakura ready to hug her.
Sakura did a side step and Sasori went straight into the wall face first. " I was only gone for about 30 minutes and look what happens you guys destroy have of the Akatsuki base. All of you should be ashamed of yourselves...except for Itachi and Tobi who were being good boys."
"YAYYYYYYY TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!"
"Shut it Tobi I have to deal with you and Deidara's screaming every single day."
"And Deidra" Sakura said turning to look at him "I am the only one who gets to call Kisame Fishy-Chan is that clear? Kismae instead of screaming at the top of your lungs to tell Deiara to get of your back just open a window and throw him out of it. Or you could you a water clone to get him off. Hidan I should put tape on your mouth and throw you in the closet all tied up if you keep up the bad words. Now that that's over come on Itachi and Tobi I'll get you guys some cookies and tomatoes."
At the park in the Rain Village
"Sakura-Chan do you think the Akatsuki Leader will kill everyone there out of his angry?" Tobi asked while sticking a cookie in his mouth. (Tobi had his mask pulled to the side so only his mouth showed) "Yeah I am going to miss my brothers though but it was all of Sasori's fault any way. I told him where I was going but he wasn't listening."
'i'm hungry...time to buy some cookies!" Sakura sits her book down before standing up.
"Sasori I am going to the super market down town do you want anything from there?" Sasori said nothing and continued to work on his new puppet. Sakura just looked a Sasori before walking out of the door.
End of Flash Back
"He is never listening to me and now he and Hidan maybe killed or tortured to death by the Akatsuki Leader…Aw well let's eat all of this food and go for a nice long walk."
Akatsuki Hide Out
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY BASE? IT'S RUINED!!!!" Pein asked while looking around the place noticing there was a huge hole in the wall, food on the ground, a giant smiley face on the wall, and weapons everywhere.
"Ummmm… Konoha ninjas came here and destroyed your base Leader-sama." Kisame said while trying to hide from him.
Hidan and Sasori both tried to climb out of a window.
"YOU LIAR!!! DO YOU THINK I WOULD FALL FOR SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THAT!!! YOU ALL WILL DIE TODAY!!!!!"
Konan stands in the background as she watched Pein slowly walk towards the frighten Akatsuki members, "It was nice knowing guys..even though I can't stand any of you." she waves at them.
All the remained Akatsuki members were scared have way to death. Even Hidan was scared. Then we never heard from Kisame, Sasori, Hidan, That plant man name's I can't remember, and Deidara. There were only two people who lived. Kiasme and that plant guy. Kiasme returned to the ocean and the plant guy stayed in a forest.
If you are wondering what ever happened to Sakura, Tobi, and Itachi well: Sakura ran away with Iatchi's brother Sasuke, Itachi was sent to the wild life because he was in a weasel suit (He couldn't get out of it) and Tobi became the new Akatsuki Leader.
Well that was weird… anyway review.