A songfic I wrote from Naruto's POV. Sexy Back belongs to Justin Timberlake and Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, and Orochimaru all belong to Kishimoto Masashi.

I'm bringing Sasuke back
Orochimaru don't know how to act
I got my kunai behind my back
So turn around and see my sneak attack

Sneak him past the bridge

Emo daze
You see these whiskers
Now I'm in a rage
You know my fox demon will misbehave
I've got no control when I feel this way

Sneak him past the chorus

Goin' now
Too bad, I'm gone with him
He's not comin' back
Too bad, I'm gone with him
Orochi'
Too bad, I'm gone with him
Sake on me
Too bad, I'm gone with him
Let me see what you're working with
Too bad, I'm gone with him
Take these hits
Too bad, I'm gone with him
Can't keep this child
Too bad, I'm gone with him
I got Sasuke back
Too bad, I'm gone with him
And get your sexy on
Too bad, I'm gone with him

Get your sexy on
Too bad, I'm gone with him

Get your sexy on

I'm bringing Sasuke back
Them other ninja don't know how to act
Orochimaru knows his tongue is whack
While your tongue is stuck I'll get him back

Sneak him past the bridge

Emo daze
You see these whiskers
Now I'm in a rage
You know my fox demon will misbehave
I've got no control when I feel this way

Goin' now
Too bad, I'm gone with him
He's not comin' back
Too bad, I'm gone with him
Orochi'
Too bad, I'm gone with him
Sake on me
Too bad, I'm gone with him
Let me see what you're working with
Too bad, I'm gone with him
Take these hits
Too bad, I'm gone with him
Can't keep this child
Too bad, I'm gone with him
I got Sasuke back
Too bad, I'm gone with him

And get your sexy on
Too bad, I'm gone with him

[Repeat 6 times

I'm bringing Sasuke back
You creepy ninja watch how I attack
Orochimaru better watch his back
Cause Sasuke's mine and thats a fact

Goin' now
Too bad, I'm gone with him
He's not comin' back
Too bad, I'm gone with him
Orochi'
Too bad, I'm gone with him
Sake on me
Too bad, I'm gone with him
Let me see what you're working with
Too bad, I'm gone with him
Take these hits
Too bad, I'm gone with him
Can't keep this child
Too bad, I'm gone with him
I got Sasuke back
Too bad, I'm gone with him

And get your sexy on
Too bad, I'm gone with him

[Repeat 6 times

Sneak him past the chorus