Holidays were always interesting time of the year. On Christmas, as a present for Ichigo, Renji had dressed as a snowman. Big puffs of white in his hair, under his arms, around him and under him: he decided that he would never try to do something festive again.

So, when Easter came around, Renji woke and noticed that Ichigo was hovering over him, and there was an ungodly pink thing on his body.

"What the hell is that?"

"I'm a bunny."

"Returning the favor for Christmas? That really clashes with your hair."

That year the Easter Bunny commited murder.