A/N: Hey! I'm back from another writer's block.
So, the line from the last story was:
"I'm in pain, and I'm wet…and I'm still hysterical." From 'The Producers'!
A couple of you got it right. So congrats!
I messaged both of the winners but only one responded, so only one shall be in this next one shot!
Congrats to the winner, azrael valentine!
Same rules apply…
First two people that find the correct line and what movie it is from, AND replies my private message that I'll send them, gets to be in the next one shot.
"Emmett, what are you wearing?!" Emmett bounded down the stairs, a goofy smile across his face. Edward stopped the piano piece he had been playing for me and stared at his brother.
"It's called a lederhosen. And this is my man-skirt!" Emmett curtsied, trying to put on an Irish accent.
"Emmett Cullen, what do you think you are doing?!" Rosalie glared at her husband and tapped her foot impatiently. Unfazed, Emmett swept her in a hug, kissed her passionately and then bolted out the front door.
"Come on." Edward took my hand and led me to his Volvo. Alice and Jasper were already sitting in the backseat. Alice, of course, was bouncing up and down like a small child.
"This is going to be absolutely hilarious!"
We finally found Emmett, terrifying the people on the streets near Port Angles. He was yelling Irish sayings to everyone around him and calling them strange names.
"Why hello there, Azraela…" A girl, about my age, stopped talking on her phone to look at Emmett like he was a lunatic.
"Actually, my name is…"
"So, Azraela, I hear yeh gots urself a boyfriend and ye didn't bother tellin me." The girl looked nervously back and forth before taking a step back.
"Do I know you?"
"Sure, ye do. I'm your great uncle Emmetasia." He batted his eyelashes at the stunned female.
"I…uh…I have to return this call. My mother called and…"
"Ah, your mother. I 'member when I hads a me mother. So what are ye waitin' for? Go on and call 'er." Emmett's terrible Irish accent sounded corny and people had stopped along the sidewalk, thinking it was some sort of show.
Alice had rolled down the car window and was videotaping the whole thing. Emmett caught us watching and sent us a brief wink, soaking up the attention.
Edward sighed heavily next to me, pinching the bridge of his nose. I quickly looked back at Emmett, fascinated for some strange reason by his ridiculous behavior.
I was excepting to hear more fake Irish come from Emmett, but instead, he switched up his role. He made his voice very deep and old-fashioned.
The poor girl looked petrified as people laughed and Emmett fooled around. The girl was looking for any chance to run, but didn't want to be rude.
"I really do need to call…"
"I'm not stopping you from calling your mom. Go on, take a dip." People chuckled, confused at his last sentence.
"I said, the word is smoking." If they weren't dumbfounded before, they were now. The crowd exchanged glances, before most of them headed off to whatever they were doing before.
The girl just stared at Emmett, starting to panic.
His voice returned semi-normal.
"May I?" Emmett quickly took the girl's phone not waiting for a response, and entered in something quickly.
"Hey! What are you…" Emmett handed her back her phone.
"Don't be afraid to pass that number to all your friends, Azraela." The girl looked mortified and her cheeks burned in a color not even I could compete with.
"Here's looking at you, kid." Emmett winked and sauntered off to the car. He knocked on the passenger window. The entire car was shaking with our laughter.
"What's so funny guys?" Emmett's serious face only caused more laughter.
Edward finally unlocked the car and Emmett climbed in the back, squishing Alice, who was still videotaping.
"Emmett, I can never understand why you would even want to embarrass yourself like that. And giving that poor girl your number. You know she's going to get together with her friends and prank call you all night. You better have your phone on silent."
"You might even want to change your number." I piped in, giggling.
"Of course I know that. What do you think I am, stupid? That's why I gave him your number, Edwardo..."
Edward slammed on his brakes.
"Don't be like that, Sherlock…"
And then Emmett was on the side of the street. His stiletto faded away as Edward sped off. Somehow, I still bet he would beat us home.
"If it's a war he wants, it's a war he'll get."
This was the most unbelievably random one-shot ever. I just had to let some random writer's thoughts out. No idea why this came out.
Well, please review! And tell me what you think the movie line is and from what movie. I think this one is pretty easy actually.
So I'm expecting a lot of guesses! Lol.
Thanks for reading!