Fullmetal Truth or Dare
Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist, if I did I'd be giving all of you money. Well…on second thought, no I wouldn't….Just read the story!
A/N: This may be a slight out of character, I will try to keep them as In Character as I possibly can. This story is basically a milestone marker for me as I have reached ten stories, ten FMA stories that is. I won't mark a milestone until I reach fifty or one hundred, if I ever do that many…I probably will. On with the story!
A/N: This is also interactive it's an idea inspired by Maire Blaze's 'Pen Pals' for Fullmetal Alchemist. Only it's different to an extent. The rules will be explained at the far end, but I'll tell you one thing. You send reviews during the week, I choose them and the chosen ones will appear in the next chapter for your favorite characters to answer or do!
"Ego Maniac," Ed said as he crossed his arms. He was sitting in the Colonel's office and watching as the Colonel smirked.
"What? If he wants to give us all a vacation to celebrate writing ten works of art, who is to say he's not allowed?" Roy asked quietly.
"He has a big ego, celebrating ten stories, big whoop." Riza raised her eyebrow and looked over to Ed.
"You do realize that our author, Matt, can do whatever he wants to you, right?" Riza asked with a slight chuckle.
"Surely it's not nearly as bad as you." Ed stood up and walked over to the wall where he commenced to bang his head into the wall two dozen times. "Hey, that hurt!"
"Don't say I didn't warn you Ed." Ed crossed his arms and sulked.
"Why are you sulking?" Roy asked.
"Matt constantly focuses his damn attention on you two...In that crappy angst he wrote called 'The Wolves' he couldn't let me or Winry be together. Instead he let you two be together!"
"That wasn't a bad story, it was perfect!" Havoc exclaimed. "Oh, and please tell me you didn't actually call it bad."
"The only reason you like it is because you happened to be some damn guardian angel or something, I don't know!"
"Keep it up and he's going to hurt you," Kain Fuery said. "He has control over every single one of us!"
"There isn't anything more he can do to me."
"Uh Ed," Riza said quietly, "I can't seem to control my arm." Ed raised his eyebrow as Riza pulled out her gun and fired some bullets at Ed.
"Crap!" Ed started to pant as he sat down in a chair. "Fine, The Wolves was agreat story!"
"Can you honestly say you didn't love every single minute of it?" Roy asked quietly. "I loved those songs, especially Eternal Flame by the Bangles!" Roy looked at Riza with a grin. Riza let out a small sigh and shook her head.
"James Blunt's 'Carry You Home' was possibly my favorite song," Havoc said with a smile. Riza nodded and Ed gave a slight nod in return.
"Yeah, it's a pity Al wasn't in it though," Ed said quietly.
"Is someone talking about me?" Al asked as he walked in the door.
"Oh, we were just discussing a damn good story," Ed said with a smirk. "Although personally, I liked the song fiction that he wrote called 'How Far We've Come' by Matchbox Twenty." Pride scoffed as he walked into the room.
"I hated it," Pride said quietly.
"Why? It's the only story where you have the slightest bit of a brain in you," Ed said quickly.
"When we go on this vacation, I am going to shove my sword down your throat," Pride said with his teeth grit.
"Wait, you're coming as well?"
"All the characters Matt's used will be coming," Havoc said with a sigh. "Except for the original characters, I really liked Sunna though!"
"Don't get any ideas Havoc, she's not your type anyway," Roy said briskly.
"So who's coming on this trip?" Ed asked.
"Anyone who's been a key role in our author's stories," Riza said as she stood up.
"We know you and that bastard Colonel are going then." Roy and Riza rolled their eyes as Havoc shook his head.
"Why do you constantly pick on those two?" Havoc asked.
"I do it because they get so much attention."
"You get almost as much attention as they do. More than I do, I only got to play a key role in The Wolves story. Besides! I hear he's going to do a crossover fiction with Inuyasha and you'll be a very key factor in there!"
"Yeah, but I still won't be paired up with anyone. Not that I want to be paired up or anything!"
"So what about those runts from the Inuyasha fiction he's written?"
"They are not the cast of Fullmetal Alchemist so they won't be joining."
"The other homunculi, will they be here as well?" Pride crossed his arms as Sloth walked in the room.
"Probably only Sloth…No, I lied, they'll all be here."
"Even Dante will be here, as well as Hoenheim," Pride had a big grin on his face as Ed started to pale.
"What! Why are they coming! When have they been…Oh, crap, they were key factors in Flame and Metal."
"The best of his stories to date, might I add," Roy said with a smirk.
"Yeah, whatever…It was only because I had to team up with you and save Winry that I hold the slightest bit of regard. So Al, will you be joining the trip?"
"I'm sorry to say brother, I will not," Al said quietly. "I didn't play a big enough role in Flame and Metal to come. I won't even be mentioned in the stories coming up such as Riza's Past."
"Yeah, that's too bad, wait…Are you absolutely sure you won't?"
"I can't say anything about the story, sorry brother!" Al smiled and quickly left the room.
"He will be, won't he?"
"Yes Edward, Matt wouldn't write a story with you in it that Al doesn't appear in," Roy said as he rolled his eyes.
"I still don't see how this will be enjoyable, hell this is even a Roy and Riza pairing right here!"
"Oh come on, you're at least his second favorite," Havoc said with a smile.
"Yeah right, I bet it's Riza!" Ed said through clenched teeth. "Anyway, when do we leave?"
"Right now Fullmetal," Roy said quietly.
"Right now, why now and what will happen?"
"You'll see a line and then we'll be there."
"Yeah right, I doubt that will be the case at all!"
Ed's eye twitched as the group walked around the woods. "When did we get here, and how did we get the cabin?"
"Those were unnecessary details, Fullmetal," Roy said quietly.
"Really, who needs details Fullmetal? Details are so boring." Ed looked at Roy with narrow eyes.
"That was sarcasm, wasn't it?"
"What? I use sarcasm, never!"
"Why whatever do you mean Edward?"
"Quit what, talking?"
"Being sarcastic, quit it!"
"I'm not being sarcastic." Both Roy and Ed stopped when they heard a click. They turned around to see Riza, Pride, Sloth, Envy, Wrath, Greed, Lust, Gluttony, Dante, Hoenheim, Havoc and Winry all preparing their weapons.
"Okay, we get it, Colonel Bastard will shut up."
"You too Edward," Winry said.
"Whatever, so what are we going to do anyway?"
"I wouldn't mind having something to eat," Gluttony said. "Can I eat Greed, he's not that important."
"I am too! I played a key role in a story!" Greed exclaimed.
"You played a role in a story and only said two or three lines," Sloth said quietly. "That hardly constitutes as a 'key role' if you ask me."
"If you ask me, I want to know why any of you freakish homunculi are here in the first place!" Ed shouted.
"Hey guys I found a nice big room in the cabin, let's go in there and find something to do!" Havoc said quickly. The others nodded as they followed him into a large room.
"I didn't think they had rooms like this at cabins," Lust stated. Everybody walked to the center of the room and sat down in a circle. "Well, we just got here, I'm bored."
"You think you're bored? We had to wait two hours while our author went to play dodgeball!" Ed exclaimed. Out of nowhere a brick hit Ed in the head. "Hey! Who threw that?"
"I have a fun game, if the pipsqueak wants to play," Envy said with a grin.
"What did you just call me?"
"Shall we play a game of truth or dare?"
"Are youignoring me Envy?" Envy found a bottle and placed it in the center.
"I think truth or dare would be interesting."
"Hey you, old geezer, quit ignoring me!"
"What did you call me Pipsqueak!" Roy let out a sigh and shook his head.
"Okay, I'm game, who else?" Everybody nodded their heads as Roy turned the bottle. "I'm first…Why am I doing this?" They watched as the bottle spun and landed on Riza. "What'll it be Riza?"
"I'll take a dare, thank you," Riza said with a grin. She wasn't going to be taking any truths from anyone. Truths could reveal too much. Roy sighed as he heard Envy and Ed still going at it.
"Riza, I dare you to shoot at Envy and Ed." Riza let out a sigh as Envy and Ed both quickly stood up and started to run. Riza pulled out her gun and hit Envy but missed Ed on purpose.
"Why did you miss him and hit me, no fair!" Envy exclaimed.
"You can't die as easily," Roy said.
"Are you saying I die easily?" Ed asked as his eyebrow twitched.
"I'm sorry Fullmetal, you didn't ask me if I wanted to give you a truth, I don't have to answer."
"Riza, you're next. Spin the bottle!"
"Why don't we just ask the person we want to ask?" Riza suggested. The rest nodded their heads so Riza just looked to Sloth and smirked.
"Okay, what do you want? Fine…I'll take a truth."
"What do you think of Pride?"
"There could be various meanings to that question," Wrath said. "Could you be more specific?" Sloth quickly shifted her eyes over and glared at Wrath.
"Okay then, Sloth, do you love Pride?" Sloth growled softly and sighed.
"Do I have to answer that?"
"Fine…I think…" Sloth quickly shifted her hand into water and put it in her mouth. The group listened as Sloth mumbled out her answer. She took out her hand and smirked.
"That's cheating…" Ed said quietly. "We can't do that!"
"Too bad for you, you're not a water homunculus." Sloth crossed her arms and looked over at Riza. "I'll remember this!"
"It's your turn Edward." Ed grinned and then glared at Roy.
"Okay, fine I'll take a dare," Roy said.
"I dare you to burn down that tree!" Roy looked over to a tree and sighed.
"Is this because I told you not to burn a tree in Flame and Metal?"
"Maybe…Are you a tree hugger?"
"No." Roy glared at Ed and snapped his fingers causing the tree to go up in flames. "I think we should make it a rule that the person that gets the dare or truth should be next!" Everybody nodded in return.
"Roy, don't get any ideas though, you and Edward can not go back and forth. The person that asks can't be asked until someone else has gone," Riza said.
"Fine…I'll take Pride." Pride raised his eyebrow.
"Okay, dare, you can hit me with anything."
"Do you mean that?"
"Ok." Roy then picked up a rock and threw it at Pride.
"You said I could hit you…"
"Okay, I dare you to give Sloth a kiss on the cheek."
"What!" Pride glared at Roy and grit his teeth together. "Fine then…I hate you Roy!" Pride turned to Sloth who groaned slightly. "I don't like it either Sloth. Nothing I can do about it." Pride then leaned toward Sloth and gave her a quick peck on the cheek.
"Your moustache tickles," Sloth said quietly.
"Yeah…Okay. Damn it, I can't get Roy back for that right now…" Pride looked at Sloth, she quickly raised her eyebrow.
"Okay, I dare you to hit Roy over the head."
"Hey!" Roy called out.
"Gladly," Sloth said with an evil grin. Sloth quickly walked over to Roy and slammed a fist into him.
"Did you have to do it that hard?" Roy asked as he rubbed his head.
"I'm sorry; it's not your turn, is it!" Pride chuckled softly as Sloth sat down on the ground. She looked over at Riza and glowered.
"You really don't like truths do you?"
"They could reveal too much. Give me a dare."
"Okay, I dareyou to…Kiss Roy full on the lips!" Everyone gasped as Riza sat calmly.
"Okay, fine then." Roy and Riza stood up and walked over to each other. Roy smirked as Riza wrapped her arms around Roy's neck. Everybody watched with interest as Roy pulled Riza close to his body and Riza pushed herself up and kissed Roy's lips. The group sighed as Roy and Riza continued their lip-lock and started to make out. Ed grimaced and looked away.
"Why don't you just get a room," Ed complained. Roy and Riza continued kissing as Roy lifted her up by the waist and headed into one of the bedrooms. Ed raised his eyebrow and sighed. "I think they're out for the night…"
"I guess if truths reveal too much then dares don't reveal anything," Havoc said with a snicker. "I'm going to go this time around." Havoc looked at Envy and nodded.
"I'll go with a truth," Envy said as he crossed his arms.
"Envy, are you…gay?"
"What! Where do you arrive at that!"
"Well, you have a short thing that people think is a skirt and you're wearing what seems to be a tank top."
"Why does that make me gay?"
"Well…I don't know any straight guys personally that wear clothing like that."
"I'm not gay!"
"What are you a homophobe or something?" Envy growled and looked at Gluttony.
"I'll take a dare," Gluttony said.
"Okay…Gluttony, go eat Greed. I would say Havoc but I want to torture him later."
"Wait…Eat me!" Greed exclaimed. "Crap!" Gluttony started walking toward Greed as he got up and began to run. Gluttony chased Greed out of the building.
"Do you…think they'll be back?" Ed asked as he raised his eyebrow.
"I'm sure they…well probably not…"
"Who's turn is it then?"
"Mine!" Wrath exclaimed. Wrath looked over to Ed.
"Okay, I'll take a truth."
"Do you love Winry?"
"What is it with you people and Royai or Edwin pairings!" Ed exclaimed.
"Answer the question Ed," Envy said with a chuckle.
"Hey bastard, you're the one that rapes her in fanfictions!"
"What does that out of characterness have to do with anything?" Envy asked with a groan.
"I am not answering!"
"He shouldn't have to answer if he doesn't want to," Winry said.
"Oh come on, you know you want him to answer!" Envy said quickly.
"Well I guess…"
"Just answer Pipsqueak."
"Fine then, I can't believe I'm doing this…" Ed whispered his answer under his breath.
"What was that? I didn't quite catch that!"
"I said I do you moron!" Winry let out a small gasp and blushed. "Great…what's with the damn blushing?" Ed crossed his arms and looked over to Hoenheim.
"I'll take a dare," Hoenheim said.
"I dare you to go and kill Dante, then yourself Bastard."
"Is that allowed?" Hoenheim asked.
"I dared you, go do it!" Hoenheim sighed as he stood up and grabbed the back of Dante's shirt.
"Hey! What do you think you're doing!" Dante exclaimed.
"Shut up." Everyone watched as Hoenheim dragged Dante out of the cabin kicking and screaming.
"Wow, I didn't think he'd take that seriously," Ed said with wide eyes. "Hey Havoc, what do you want to do?"
"Give me a truth Ed," Havoc said.
"Okay then. If I asked you to go skydiving, would you do it?"
"Sure why not, that's something I've always wanted to do."
"Sweet, I wouldn't mind going skydiving myself."
"I'm sure you wouldn't. Hey Wrath, I'm asking you next."
"Okay, give me a dare."
"I dare you to sneak a peak at Roy and Riza." Everyone stared at Havoc with wide eyes. They were shocked that he'd even suggest such a thing.
"Are you nuts! They'll kill me!" Wrath sighed as he stood up and walked over to the door Roy and Riza went in. He slowly opened the door and looked in. Soon he found his hair on fire and bullets flying past him. "Crap, crap, crap! I'm on fire!" Wrath quickly ran out of the cabin.
"Honestly I didn't think he'd do that…There is usually a thin line…"
"I'll go since I haven't gone yet!" Winry said quickly. She blushed and fidgeted her fingers, "Ed…Could you kiss me?"
"Was that a truth or a dare?" Ed asked.
"I think it was a dare," Havoc stated.
"Ugh…fine I will."
"Really, you will! I mean….I…Oh boy…" Ed rolled his eyes as he helped Winry to her feet and planted a huge kiss on her lips. Winry let out a soft moan as she felt Ed's hands start exploring her body. They quickly left to go in another room.
"We lost them…just like Roy and Riza," Havoc said with a sigh. Havoc looked over at Sloth and grinned.
"Dare me," Sloth said.
"I dare you to fight with Pride."
"What!" Pride exclaimed.
"On what terms should I fight him?" Sloth asked.
"He uh…said that you were a…female dog if you want to be literal."
"I did not!" Pride said quickly.
"I didn't say anything!" Pride quickly got up and ran away.
"Get back here you bastard! To think I let you kiss me! To think I had feelings for you at all!" Sloth chased Pride out the doors and Havoc let out a sigh.
Havoc awakened from his bed and looked around, "Wow that was quite a dream!"
"Yes it was!" A voice said from behind. Havoc looked over and saw a blonde haired woman walking in the room. "Crap it's Sunna!"
"What do you think you're doing by using that language in my story?" Matt asked. Havoc raised his eyebrow and looked over. "You realize you're the last one to wake up? Come with us."
"For some reason…I don't think I want to."
"We never gave you that choice," Sunna said with a dark grin.
"What are you going to do if I don't?" Sunna grinned evily once more and snapped her fingers causing the bed to go up in flames. "Yikes! Hot!" Havoc jumped off and ran into a large room where everyone else was seated.
"Well that worked quite well," Sunna said with a smile.
"Yes, well I'm going to put another original character in charge of them. You can explain the rules to them!" Sunna looked over to see Calida walk in the room with a bright smile.
"Lets go! I want to play!" Calida said.
"Hey, did we play truth or dare last night?" Havoc asked.
"No," Ed said.
"Are you sure? You and Winry seemed very realistic with that kiss! So did Roy and Riza."
"What! That's only in your dreams Havoc, it would never happen."
"I agree with the shrimp," Roy said briskly.
"Who do you think you're calling so small that he could be crushed by the tip of a pinky!"
"Relax Edward," Sunna said as she and Calida walked into the room.
"What are you two doing here?"
"We're going to play a game," Calida said with a grin.
"What game, and why does that kid freak me out?"
"It's a game of truth or dare," Sunna said with a smile. "Only you have no say whatsoever in what you get. If someone asks you something, you don't get to choose whether it's a truth or a dare."
"Great…So let me guess, we're going to be pummeled by fangirls now?" Roy asked as he blinked.
"Yes. Yes you are."
"Shape up brother, you'll enjoy it!"
"I don't think so…"
"So let me get this straight," Pride said calmly. "We're going to be asked by a bunch of reviewers, who will probably be fangirls, questions?"
"That's the basic idea there, Pride."
"Crap…I hope they have more questions than dares though!"
"We'll see what happens. Here's the deal! Reviewers will send in their questions or their dares during the week. As this is a 'T' Rating there should not be so much profanity. However that doesn't mean they can't dare you from certain things that might be something you don't want to do. They just can't dare you to do any sexually explicit stuff."
"Why would we do that in the first place?" Ed asked.
"I wasn't done small fry."
"What did you call me!"
"You heard me shrimpy!"
"Why I oughta…"
"Shut up. Anyway, every weekend will be the update time. Certain questions and dares will be chosen by yours truly and our author. Mostly our author though. Then you will have to answer those and do the dares. Do you all understand?" Sunna looked around and saw everyone sitting around and not saying anything. "Okay…" Sunna snapped her fingers and sent a burst of flames throughout the room, "Do you understand?" Everybody had wide eyes and nodded their heads. "Good, and so let the games begin!"
"Yay, games!" Calida exclaimed.