All the men in the cullen family except Emmett are currently sitting with me on the dinning room table.
"I think that since this has been an on-going problem for us we should write a list of 50 things emmett is not alowed to say and/or do to Me, Edward, or Carlisle." I said wanting this problem ended now.
" I agree." Both Edward and Carlisle said in unison.
" Ok so we will just pass this piece of paper around and everyone writes something until we have 50 things." I said. They both agreed and I wrote down my first request.
1. Do not tell Jasper he has problems ajusting due to the fact that he is must be agressive because he fought in wars.
I passed the paper to Edward who laughed when he saw what I wrote.
"I dont see how thats funny." I said.
"Sorry but it kind of is." Edward said. He took the pen and wrote down his first request.
2. Do not tell Edward that he isnt reformed but he is infact gay and using Bella as a cover.
He passed the paper to Carlisle and we both laughed.
"It isnt FUNNY you guys." Edward exclaimed.
Carlisle just lightly chuckled one last time and then took the paper and wrote something down.
3. Dont walk up to Carlisle and say 'lookin good pops. Or as good as you'll ever look!'
"He does that?" I asked.
"Yup-huh." Carlisle replied.
He passed the paper to me so I wrote again.
4.Stop telling Alice to tell Jasper that she doesnt love him and she never has. Because she never does it anyway.
I passed the paper to Edward who wrote:
5. Dont hide in Edwards closet then jump out 5 seconds before he is going to open it then tell him the tiny voices of elves inside his head told him to do it.
Edward passed the piece of paper to Carlisle who looked like he was about to send Emmett to an insane asylum, but instead wrote:
6. Please do not vandalize Esme's Garden then tell her Carlisle said it was horrible. Then tell me that a ground hog named Bella told you to.
" Woah! Is he reffering to my Bella?" Edward asked.
"No. He is actually reffering to a ground hog." Carlisle said.
" Yeah...Emmett's got issues." I said.
WOOHOO! That was so fun to write. This was actually based off of a story that I read called 50 things Emmett must Remember. Its a good story you should check it out! Yeah so anyway please R&R!! I will update this and my other stories as soon as possible!! Sorry I have been at dance every day for the last week due to THE NUTCKRACKER wich I am so happy to have been in. So R&R.