A letter to Harry...from something we all have in common with. (This is all thanks to a weird text message my friend had received)

Dear Harry,

I miss you. Our moments together were truly breathtaking...literally. I admire the way you undo your zipper and also drop your pants. Your impatient grunts make me flush. Every 45 minutes have been quite a blessing. Every time you finish eating or drinking, I get very excited because that's when you'll see me again.

I miss you, Harry. Please stop by. I'll be waiting.

Love From,