Power Misplacement

By Nopporn Wongrassamee the Evil Author

Summary: Sky High gets a new student.

Disclaimer: Sky High belongs to Disney (I think). Buffy belongs to Joss.

"So, let me get this straight," Coach Boomer said slowly. "You're strong, but not super strong. Fast, but not super fast. You heal fast, but not not super fast. And you need less sleep than normal too."

"Pretty much," Buffy Summers, formerly student of Hemery High said.

"You can't pick up cars?" Boomer asked.

"Nope."

"You don't become a blurry streak when running?"

"Nope."

"And you can't heal from any wounds in a few minutes?"

"Pretty much."

"Hmm," Boomer said thoughtfully. "Have I missed anything?"

"I sometimes get weird dreams?" Buffy said hopefully.

"You must be kidding me, right? Boomer replied.

"No, those are really my powers."

"SIDEKICK!!!"