CHAPTER 1: hairdryer madness


Edward sped down the narrow roads of Forks, Washington faster than usual. Steering the car, seemingly careless, one hand on the steering wheel. But the powerful car stayed within the white lines with perfect precision.

"Edward, you are only mad because you know that I'm right, and you're wrong." Alice said matter-of-factly from the backseat. I rolled my eyes for the millionth time this week.

"No," Edward stated from the drivers seat, " I'm angry because you are making a huge thing out of something insignificant." They had been fighting constantly for the last month, and it was starting to get on everyone's nerves. Except for mine that is. My nerves had already been damaged to a point of no return, before they ended their 1st 2 weeks of extreme sibling rivalry.

It's been 10 years since my transformation. And yet, my love for Edward, and the rest of my vampire family has grown only stronger. I myself, obviously, have not grown at all. I still can't believe I am so lucky, as to have found Edward, and have him to call my very own. It is true, that leaving Charlie was unbelievably hard, but I knew that I would have to make sacrifices if this was the life I truly wanted for myself. Edward has appeared to have grown out of his guilt from me becoming, quote, " a monster damned to an eternity of thirst", and the family recently moved back to Forks. Everyone we knew here had pretty much either moved away, or just forgotten we ever existed.

No one really knows the reason Edward and Alice decided to constantly disagree all of a sudden, but they do, and they do it well. My thoughts were soon interrupted.

"Don't you think I'M right Bells?" Alice said in her sweetest voice,

"OF COARSE SHE DOESN'T!" Edward yelled, "You don't have ANY logic behind you're theory."

"Umm… well, to tell you the truth, I don't even remember what you guys are actually fighting about…" I managed to mutter. But they could hear me loud and clear,

"Well it all started when Edweirdo over here decided to move my precious hair dryer from the upstairs bathroom, to the downstairs bathroom." Alice said downstairs, like someone might say poop.

"No", Edward butted in, "It started when Alice came running into the living room, hitting me with her blow drier!"

"Well, I only did that because YOU moved it."

"But YOU started the FIGHT! Why do u even need the hairdryer? It's not like you have enough hair to work with!"

"UHG! SHUT UP!" Alice screeched."you're just mad, because your own wife doesn't believe you! And you know why she doesn't believe a word you're saying?

"she DOES!"

"no. she doesn't. because you are a stupid little liar!"




"yeah-huh!" They went on like this for the entire car ride back to our house. When we got home, I talked to Carlisle, and he called an emergency family meeting. Something had to be done…