LOL, I got this extremely strange idea from an episode of 'I'm Alan Partridge' and I found it funny and this idea popped into my head…
This is dedicated to my BEST FF buddy... 'show.me.the.stars' cos I love her and I feel bad about the long wait she had to endure
Disclaimer: You know Naruto, right?... Yeah, ain't mine…
"I'm telling you Sasuke, it's possessed!"
Said genin stared at the object of their conversation, which was mostly one-sided.
"Dobe… there is no way that that lasagna is possessed…"
"Yes it is…" Naruto then proceeded to wave the unopened packet in front of Sasuke's face. "I saw it glow!"
This had been going on for… Sasuke had lost count but he know that this was a pointless argument. Earlier that day, Naruto had come running to him and announced that the microwaveable lasagna was possessed, claiming that he had seen it glow a blue colour for a millisecond, but stopped when Naruto had 'caught it in the act'.
Now, Sasuke considered himself to be patient, but this… it was too much, even for Naruto!
"Fine!... I'll believe you if you can prove it to me… If you can't, then you drop the subject…" As soon as that was said, the Uchiha boy felt someone -Naruto- grab him wrist and drag him all the way through Konoha, which raised countless eyebrows and questions from the civilians, and even the shinobi.
They stopped in front of Naruto's apartment as said boy dug into his trousers in search of his keys.
"Dobe…" An irritable sigh escaped his lips "… What are we doing here?"
"I'm going to prove to you that this IS possessed!"
Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "And how are you going to do that here?" His silent question being 'How do you know how to check if something is possessed or not?', but he wasn't going to ask that.
"Simple! You put it in a microwave, and if it's hot on the outside and cold on the inside, then it isn't possessed… but if it's cold on the outside but hot on the inside, then it's possessed!" He declared with much enthusiasm.
"Where did you hear that nonsense from?"
"EVERYONE knows THAT, Sasuke!"
Sasuke merely rolled his eyes as Naruto, yet again, dragged Sasuke about, pulling him into Naruto's apartment and into the kitchen, stopping in front of the microwave.
"Okay…" Naruto mumbled as he put the lasagna packet into the microwave and pushed a couple of buttons to heat it.
Six minutes passed and it was done.
Naruto opened the microwave and pulled out a steaming lasagna and placed it on the table. He took a deep breath and took a fork from the draw.
Meanwhile, Sasuke had been waiting whilst sitting down on one of the stools by the kitchen table, his hands covering his eyes for the past six minutes as he still couldn't believe what he was doing… It was all just so pointless to him.
He then heard slurping and looked up to find Naruto happily eating the lasagna.
"So…" He couldn't believe he was actually asking this. "…is it possessed?"
"Dunno, but it sure does taste good!"
Sasuke simply face-faulted.
So, er, what do ya think?