Disclaimer: Jo Rowling owns Harry Potter. Avril Lavigne owns the song, "My Happy Ending."

Author's Note #1: This song was made to make fun of the problems people seem to have with the last Harry Potter book. Yes it is a joke. I don't mean to offend anyone, especially JKR.

Author's Note #2: Some lines may seem a little off but they work, trust me. I've sang this song like twenty times. :)


(So Much For) A Happy Ending
A Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Song Parody
To the tune of "My Happy Ending" by Avril Lavigne


So much for a happy ending.
So much for a happy ending.

The last book is over.
Too many went dead.
Poor Dobby and Snape,
Lupin and Fred. :'(
J.K, please tell me,
What went through your head?
Two are going to die.
I thought that was what you said. (What you said)

I stuck with Harry till the very end,
And this is all I get?

Where is everything, everything that I wanted?
This dumb excuse for a book, have you lost it?
Are you happy that I hated it so much J.K?
I still hope you were pretending?
So much for a happy ending.

You think you're joking...
With that epilogue?

That "All was well."
So cliche.
Albus-Serverus.
And Scorpius too.
What'd we ever do to you?
J.K, this is so cruel.

I stuck with Harry till the very end,
And this is the crap I get?

Where is everything, everything that I wanted?
This dumb excuse for a book, have you lost it?
Are you happy that I hated it so much J.K?
I still hope you were pretending.
So much for a happy ending.

Hermione, Ron, oh so lame.
Harry, Ginny, double lame.
And she didn't even get a say in the names.
What does poor George have to say?
What the... Dumbledore is gay?
Who needs canon anyway?

I read every book,
Every single damn book.
And I got an ending that reads much worse than it looks.
Are you happy that I hated it so much J.K?
Please tell me that you're pretending.
So much for a happy ending.

Where is everything, everything that I wanted?
This dumb excuse for a book, have you lost it?
All the HP fandom here is crying, say it ain't so!
J.K, are you comprehending?
So much for a happy ending.

So much for a happy ending...
Can you write a better ending?
Pretty please?