The Ultimate List of OOC
By: Brittany along with the help of Sydney and Josie
I do not own Naruto though I wish ever so much that I did, also my friends Sydney and Josie have helped when I have ran out of ideas.
Gaara: I love you daddy!
Naruto: Why an I kissing Orochimaru?
Kabuto: Why is Gaara hugging me?
Gaara: Give cry me cry Mr. cry Sprinkle-kun cry back!!
Sasuke: Orochimaru STOP KISSING NARUTO! HE'S MINE!
Orochimaru: I like blondes!
Kabuto: But, Lord Orochimaru, we're married!
Tobi: I've never, ever, once in my life, said "Tobi is a good boy"- well except now, that is.
Naruto: Sasuke. . .I'm dating Gaara. . . you see after you went to Orochimaru. . . Gaara and I. . .
Sasuke: Shut up! I only went to Orochimaru's because he stole your birthday present and wouldn't give it back, and he still hasn't given it back!
Naruto: What's a birthday?
Sasuke: Naruto Uzumaki, will you marry me?
Gaara: Stop trying to steal my boyfriend! bitch slaps Sasuke
Jiriaya: I'm really a girl! Also, my real name is Kirsten.
Tsunade: Jiriaya, so you remember when we got married after Dan died? It was never annulled. giggles nervously
Shino: I have a girlfriend! says in a sing song voice
Ino: You do . . . but. . . I. . . LIKE YOU MORE THAN I LIKE SASUKE!
Shino: Ino we've been dating since before Sasuke's family was slaughtered.
Ino: Oh, yeah! Sorry, I forgot!
Shino: I love you more than I love my bugs! they kiss
Orochimaru: Naruto's mouth is minty. I love mint as much as I love blondes. smiles with big white teeth
Kabuto: Orochimaru cry doesn't cry love me cry anymore!
Sasuke: So, Naruto, what's your answer?
Gaara: Stop please! whines HE'S MY BOYFRIEND! I LOVE HIM!
Sasuke: I love Naruto!
Itachi: OMG! Sasuke's gay! I soo didn't know that!
Sasuke: Of course I'm gay! That's why you didn't kill me!
Itachi: I'm a weasel! I want to meet Ron Weasly-he reminds me of a weasel!
Naruto: Sasuke. . .I'm already engaged to. . .
Gaara: I never asked you to marry me! Who are you engaged to? Why are you cheating on me?
Naruto: Uh. . . Kakashi. . .
Gaara: Oh! Its okay, I'm fucking him too! Iruka doesn't mind, the more the merrier.
Naruto: I love you Gaara!
Paine: I'm from Ireland, you dumb ass!
Konan: Of course, so that explains your face!
Paine: You thought I was AMERICAN didn't you?
Konan: Well, with al the piercings. . .you know. . .
Paine: . . . WHERE'S ITACHI?!?
Konan: With your mom.
Sasuke: What do you mean you love Gaara?!
Naruto: WHAT! I did it with you last week! Get over it!
Sai: Um. . . Naruto. . . that was me. . .
Naruto: So . . . what's your point?