Okay... So this is Bullet. Why do I call it Bullet? Because it is going to be a bunch of oneshots. One shot Bullet. Get it? No it's not funny. I just had to name it something, you know? So Bullet it is. It's going to be a series of oneshots as I said. It will be in the same AU. Couples will change over time but one. Nobody messes with the NaruSasuNaru, NOBODY! shakes fist If there's sex, it's boyxboy sex. I don't do het sex, but there will be het pairings. I have not decided any other pairings yet, but I think Master of the Rebels have a fairly good guess at at least one other. No two. XD

Some chapters will be sexy so that you're squirming in your chair.

Some chapters will be cute so that you're squaling like the fangirl or fanboy you are.

Some chapters will be so sickenly cute that you will throw up pink bunnies.

Some chapters will be so frustrating that you want to hit something. If a familymember walks by, don't hit them. Please.

Some chapters will be really fucking kinky so I will not post them here. I'm bending the rules as it is, but I'm not willing to bend them THAT much. However, I'm also posting this on Y!-gallery and on adultfanfiction. You need to be 18 and have an account to be on Y! but only need to be 18 to be on adultfanfiction. So it's all good.



"Naruto?" Sasuke put his book down on the coffee table looking over to Naruto on the floor, in front of the TV. He was playing Sasuke's latest videogame. Sasuke had already finished it. Last night. In record time. He had been desperate to find something else to do but to wonder what Naruto was doing together with that girl on their date. "Naruto!"

"What…?" Naruto asked without taking his eyes off the videogame.

"I need to talk to you."

"Uhu…" Sasuke could tell that he wasn't listening. Wasn't so hard to get that.

"Can you stop the game? It's important." Sasuke rolled the silver ring he had in the middle of his lower lip around with his tongue.

"In a sec…"

"Damn it!" Sasuke walked up to the console and practically kicked the off button.

"Teme!" Naruto yelled and dived forward, like pressing the button again would restore everything. "What did you do that for?" Naruto yelled and glared up at his best friend.

"I said it was important!" Sasuke hissed and Naruto's face turned to a surprised one instead when seeing the insecurity in Sasuke's eyes. He turned towards him, resting his arms on his bent knees, still looking up. Sasuke took a deep breath. "Okay…" He sat down on his knees in front of Naruto avoiding his eyes while doing so. Naruto frowned when Sasuke took another deep breath before looking into his eyes. Sasuke had never had any problems looking at him before. He had never acted like this before telling him something. What the hell was going on? Naruto was very tense and actually held his breath when Sasuke opened his mouth.

"I'm gay." Naruto blinked a few times and then let out the air in his lungs, relieved.

"I kind of knew that already, teme." He laughed a little.

"I know you knew that." Sasuke said irritated. That was one of those things they knew about each other without saying anything. Most things were like that between them. Most things. But Sasuke was fairly sure Naruto didn't know what was coming next.

"That's not the important thing I wanted to tell you." Naruto tensed again.

"Then what's that?" Sasuke looked into Naruto's eyes. Nervous but determined.

"I'm gay. And I want to have sex with you." Naruto blinked a few times again. But this time he didn't look relieved and didn't laugh. He just kept blinking.

"You're gay…"


"And you want to have sex…"


"With me…"

"Yes." Sasuke kept his eyes locked with Naruto's, trying to make sure the blonde understood that he was serious. God, even dumbfounded the man was gorgeous! Naruto had two rings in his lower lip, one on each side. His ears full of hoops and Sasuke's favorite; the stud through his tongue. And if that wasn't enough, his arms were covered with tattoos. Flaming demon foxes with way to many tails made their way up them and some of the tails went down over his sides and up over his shoulders and chest, making his tan skin look so fucking good. And those scars from an accident when he was three. And the eyes, oh God, the eyes…

Naruto blinked even more. But then his eyes hardened and he stood up, making his way to the door.

"Naruto!" Sasuke turned after him but didn't stand up. Naruto ignored him and slammed the door after him as he left the Uchiha family's house. Itachi came out from the kitchen and looked surprised at the door and then at Sasuke sitting on the floor with a cold expression.

"What did you do?" Itachi asked.

"What makes you think I did something?" Sasuke hissed and glared at his brother.

"Of course you did! He always stormed out like that after you said something that upset him when you were kids. He hasn't stormed out like that in years though."

"He's a total moron. He got upset over the game." Sasuke lied and got up from the floor and headed for the stairs.

"You should apologize." Itachi said and went back into the kitchen.

"Fuck you!" Sasuke yelled as he climbed up and slammed the door shut to his room. He threw himself on his bed and sighed into his pillow. He was not going to apologize! Naruto should be apologizing for leaving like that. "Dobe…" There went that friendship. There went the love of his life. He bit his pillow, wetting the fabric with his tongue. There went Naruto…

He picked up the remote control to his stereo and pushed the on button. Trying to remember which CD's he had in there. Naruto had borrowed some before. He would likely not see them again. Naruto would break them. Just because Sasuke had fucked up.

"Idiot…" Sasuke mumbled and pressed play, not sure if he was talking about Naruto or himself. He looked up at the photo the dobe had put on the wall above his bed. It was them. Taken with Naruto's new digital camera which he had gotten from his parents when they graduated just three weeks ago. He sighed and reached up to take it down. He wanted to hold it. Look at it. Suddenly his door was slammed open. Sasuke turned to tell Itachi to get the fuck out of there but the words got stuck in his mouth when he saw that it wasn't Itachi.

"Fuck Sasuke-teme! You can't do this to me!" Naruto yelled and pointed accusingly at Sasuke. He didn't know what to say. Naruto couldn't have gotten further than down the street before turning back. "You can't do this! You can't just come and say that you're gay and that you're in love with me! You can't-" Sasuke sat up and glared.

"I didn't say I was in love with you!" He yelled and Naruto stopped in the middle of his sentence.

"You're not in love with me?" He asked, a bit stupefied.

"I never said anything about love! I said I wanted to have sex with you!"

"You're not in love with me?" Naruto asked again, daring Sasuke to lie.

"That's not the point!" Sasuke hissed.

"You're not in love with me?"

"That's not the point! It doesn't matter!" Sasuke didn't like how high his voice had gotten. Or how hot his cheeks felt.

"Of course it matters! Now tell me because I won't stop asking until you give me an answer! Are you in love with me? Yes or no?"

"Yes!" Sasuke yelled. "Yes, I'm in love with you! But you're not listening to me! That's not the point!"

"Of course it is! This changes everything!" Naruto threw his hands up in the air and started to pace back and forth.

"I didn't say anything about love! You were not supposed to know! All I said was that I'm gay and that I'm in lo-" Sasuke stopped and closed his eyes. "No that's not what I said. I said that I'm gay and that I want to have sex with you. Nothing else." He shouldn't try to get the dobe back. He was eating on his intellect.

"You can't do this to me!" Naruto sat down on the floor and hid his face in his hands.

"Naruto…" Sasuke sighed.

"I've finally gotten over you!" Sasuke tensed. What? "I've finally gotten over you! I've finally been able to think about other people! Even date! And now, now, you come and say that you're in love with me! You can't fucking do this to me!"

"Naruto…?" Sasuke said shocked. Had he heard right? Was Naruto telling him he had been in love with him? And that he wasn't anymore? Had Sasuke lost his chance? Did he once have the chance of having Naruto as his own and he had blown it? No. No! This couldn't be true!

"I was so much in love with you! And you never looked my way in the way I wanted you to! So I took what I got! And it was so much and I was so happy! You gave me so much more than you've given anybody and I knew I was special to you! And I was so happy! And so unhappy because you weren't mine! Not totally. And I was so in love with you! And I forced myself to forget about it! You can't do this! You can't play with me like this!" Naruto took away his hands from his face and looked up at Sasuke sitting on the bed. The big blue eyes, drilling holes into Sasuke's dark ones. "Don't open that box, Sasuke. Please, tell me it's another of your cruel jokes and that it's not true. Call me a dobe and an usuratonkachi for believing it!"

Sasuke opened his mouth, but no words came out. He must have looked really stupid. Completely lost for words. Naruto's eyes were tearing. Sasuke could only stare. He wanted to slide down onto the floor and take Naruto into his arms. He wanted to comfort him. Telling him it was alright. But it wasn't alright.

"Tell me!" Naruto demanded.

"I can't." Sasuke answered quietly. But Naruto had heard him. He let out a sob and turned away, looking out through Sasuke's window. "I can't hide it anymore." Sasuke whispered and looked away as well. Naruto's rejection hurt. This had gotten so out of hand. Naruto was either supposed to be upset about Sasuke wanting to have sex with him, say no and then, after bitching about it, forget about it. Or he was supposed to be interested in the idea and then after mindblowing sex, he would keep coming back for more. This was not going as planned. Suddenly Naruto let out a roar and threw himself towards Sasuke. Sasuke, trying to evade Naruto's attack of fury, threw himself backwards on the bed. He was about to roll to the side, onto the floor, when Naruto grabbed him and straddled him, pinning him to the bed.

"Tell me!" Naruto demanded again, holding Sasuke's wrists over his head. Sasuke blinked confused and startled up at his best friend. The one he had fallen in love with. Was the thought of opening that box so hard to deal with? Now that he knew Sasuke's feelings?

"I love you…" Sasuke breathed. "I'm not going to tell you that's it's a joke. Because it's not. I love you. Dobe…" Naruto's grip tightened but neither of the boys turned away from the others gaze. Naruto's were so icy. Fully on defense. But then they softened. And the grip softened. And Naruto's breath softened. Sasuke furrowed his eyebrows. What was happening? He had never seen this face on Naruto before. What was going on? Naruto leaned down, still holding onto Sasuke's wrists. He pressed his lips against Sasuke's. Sasuke's breath hitched and electricity seemed to be erupting from every nerve in his body. His eyes, open in shock, fluttered close. Naruto was kissing him. Naruto was pinning him to his bed. Naruto…

"Tell me…" Naruto murmured against Sasuke's lips. He could feel them brush against his as he spoke. The rings in his lip. Sasuke's own moved a little in his flesh.

"I love you." Sasuke whispered. "Idiot." Naruto's lips twitched in amusement. It would take a guy like Sasuke to throw in insults in his love confession. He pressed his lips harder against them. He sucked on the bottom lip. Sasuke… His tongue darted out and licked them. He liked Sasuke's lips. They were soft. Sasuke's breath hitched again and he opened his mouth to let Naruto's tongue in. Naruto tasted a bit bloody. Salty and irony. He must have gnawed on his lips, pulling pieces of the skin away with his teeth before storming back. He always did that when he was nervous or upset. Sasuke's eyes shot open when Naruto let out one of the most wonderful noises he had ever heard him make. A low growl deep in his throat. A pleasured growl. It shot right down to Sasuke's groin. He was getting hard. Oh God, the whole thing was just so fucking hot. He was pinned down and being kissed by the love of his life. His love who was getting more demanding. Who was controlling the kiss entirely, kissing him deep. Sasuke couldn't control his body and blushed a little when he pressed his pelvis up towards Naruto. Friction. Delicious friction. Then Naruto pulled away from the kiss, sitting up. He got to his knees still on each side of Sasuke and looked down at him. His cheeks were flushed, but Sasuke knew his own were worse. Which was incredibly annoying. Naruto was lost in his thoughts. Looking at Sasuke but he wasn't really there. Sasuke swallowed. What was Naruto thinking now? What was he doing? Was he leaving?

"Naruto…" He said and Naruto snapped out of it. He smiled. Wonderful, beautiful smile.

"Sit up." Naruto said and Sasuke pushed himself up, his eyes locked with the dobe. Naruto pulled down the zipper of Sasuke's black hoodie and pushed it off his shoulders. Sasuke grabbed the hem of one arm and pulled it off. Naruto smirked when Sasuke's own tattoos came into view. Yeah, Naruto thought the black flames covering Sasuke's one arm and shoulder were sexy. He had said so every time Sasuke had gone to the 'beauty parlor' where Itachi worked, to get more flames. Tattoos, piercing, hair, these guys did it all.

Naruto threw the jacket on the floor and Sasuke put his hands in Naruto's hair and pulled him down for another kiss. Naruto was eager to meet it. Sasuke pulled him down with him, kissing him deeply. Naruto braced himself on his arms, now standing on all fours above the dark man beneath him. Sasuke pushed up Naruto's orange t-shirt so his hands could slip underneath and feel the smooth, tan skin of his back. Naruto smiled into the kiss as Sasuke lifted his hips, trying to press them against Naruto's. But he was too high up. Sasuke let out a disappointed, needy moan and kissed Naruto even deeper. Naruto reached down with one hand and started to unbuckle Sasuke's studded leather belt. He had to reward him for such beautiful noises. He unbuttoned the pants and pulled down the zipper. Sasuke moaned again when Naruto put his hand down his boxers and laid it over his erection and balls. Naruto broke their kiss and started to kiss Sasuke's neck instead.

"Tell me."

"I love you!" Sasuke panted and pushed up to that hand. Naruto grabbed Sasuke's cock and started to pump it but stopped immediately. Naruto's head jerked up and looked surprised at Sasuke.

"You kinky bastard! When did you get this?" Naruto ran his thumb over the head of Sasuke's cock and pushed on the silver ball beneath it. Sasuke had a Prince Albert. Sasuke bit his lip to stop himself from crying out.

"Six months ago." Sasuke answered when he felt he could open his mouth again without any noises, since Naruto kept working on the piercing. The idiot didn't even seem to understand how good it felt.

"Six months ago?" Naruto practically yelled. "Why didn't you tell me?" Sasuke flinched at the volume of Naruto's voice.

"I didn't have a reason to tell you I pierced my cock."

"Who did it?"

"Pein of course! Like I'd let anybody of those amateurs touch my dick! Now can we go back to what we were doing?" At that moment Naruto jerked a little harder at the stud through Sasuke's head. Sasuke let out a pleasured cry and scratched Naruto's back. He didn't seem to mind. Not at all. He put his knee between Sasuke's, pushing them apart. He pulled his hand out from Sasuke's boxers and unzipped and unbuttoned his own pants before lowering himself between Sasuke's legs. Both of them moaned at the pressure.

"Sasuke…!" Naruto moaned and kissed Sasuke again. Sasuke folded his legs and clenched around Naruto's hips. They started to rock against each other.

"Fuck…!" Sasuke hissed and buried his nose into the blonde locks as Naruto started to work on his neck again. All Naruto's mouth piercings felt so good against his skin. He ran his hands down the tan back and down under Naruto's cargo pants and boxers. He grabbed a hold of Naruto's butt and made him push even harder against him. Wonder what Naruto's piercings would feel like on his cock? Naruto managed to pull up Sasuke's black t-shirt enough to expose his nipples. They kept rocking against each other and Naruto laid a hand over Sasuke's side, his thumb on a hard nipple. He rolled it around and looked into Sasuke's eyes.

"Tell me." He ordered once more. But this time Sasuke didn't answer at first. Naruto was about to repeat his order when Sasuke spoke.

"No, tell me." Naruto froze. He stopped rocking against Sasuke. He didn't move at all. Sasuke's eyes hardened. "So you're not? Then what the hell are we doing, Naruto? Did you think we could fuck and then everything would go back to normal?" He put his hands over Naruto's chest and pushed him away from him. "Get off me!" He barked and sat up.

"No! I'm sorry Sasuke! I didn't mean it like that! I wouldn't do that to you!" Naruto took a hold of Sasuke and wouldn't let him go.

"Then what the hell! Let go of me!" Sasuke threw him the Uchiha-glare but Naruto was unfazed by it. He grabbed Sasuke's wrists and tried to push him down and pin them over his head again, like in the beginning of it all. "You fucking asshole!" Sasuke yelled. "Let go!" Naruto's plan failed and he decided to improvise. He pulled Sasuke over him instead, making the older boy straddle him, still holding onto his wrists.

"I love you, Sasuke." Sasuke stopped struggling and looked down into the blue eyes below him.

"Again or I won't believe you." He said, reservation in his eyes.

"I love you, Sasuke." Naruto grinned. "You fucking tore that box open like a kid at Christmas. But there's no receipt. You can't take what's in it, back."

"Your metaphors suck, dobe."

"You suck." Naruto teased with a girly voice.

"Your mom sucks."

"Oh, don't go dissin' my momma! Nobody messes with my momma!"

"Shut the fuck up and kiss me again."

"Will do." Naruto jerked Sasuke's arms downwards and grinned before kissing him. He pushed his pelvis up against Sasuke. The dark haired boy jerked his hands free and placed them over Naruto's stomach. He pushed the t-shirt up exposing the red swirl and two pierced nipples. He bent down and flicked one of the rings with his tongue before taking it between his teeth jerking carefully. Naruto groaned and put his hands over Sasuke's hips. Starting to rock them both against each other again. Sasuke sucked on the nipple and flicked the ring occasionally. One of Naruto's thrusts felt extra good and Sasuke jerked back with a gasp. Naruto's hands slid into Sasuke's pants and squeezed the cheeks.

"Fuck, baby! Has anybody told you that you have the best ass in all of Konoha?" Naruto asked and squeezed again. Sasuke's head fell back, exposing his neck. Naruto couldn't possibly refuse such an offer and kissed the pale skin. Sasuke smirked. Baby… Naruto had started to call him that when they were kids. Crybaby. Not that Sasuke had cried. Of course not! And as they grew up the meaning changed. In their early teens Naruto had started to call him just baby. It usually followed a lot of insults. And in their midteens, the word had taken on a teasing tone. A little reminder or something. And now it had changed again. Sasuke liked this meaning the best.

"I've heard it on occasion." Sasuke answered and sat up. He lifted his t-shirt up over his head and threw it onto the floor. Naruto licked his lips and his eyes widened as Sasuke lifted a hand and pinched his own nipple, letting out a wonderful sound as he grasped for his breath. "Oh God…!" He practically dived down and smashed their lips together. It was harsh, wet and sloppy but so good.

"I want to be inside of you." Naruto growled between kisses. "I want to feel you around me, Sasuke." Sasuke didn't answer. He merely reached out an arm and opened the drawer in the bedside table. He rummaged around it for a while, his kissing becoming more and more unfocused. He turned his head towards the drawer frowning. He sat up and leaned over the edge of the bed, looking into it. He rolled the piercing in his lip and pulled out the entire drawer, putting it on top of Naruto's chest, throwing things out on the floor.

"You got to be fucking kidding me!" He hissed and pushed the drawer on the floor, cursing. The edges made angry red marks on Naruto's skin but not worse than the ones Sasuke's nails had put on his back. Naruto laughed.

"No lube?"

"It's not fucking funny!"

"Sure it is! You asked me to have sex with you and you don't even have lube?

"I had it! It's gone!"

"What do you mean it's gone?"

"It's stolen!"

"Stolen? What, your mom went in here and threw it away?" Naruto snickered. "Shouldn't she have burned the condoms too?" He picked up one next to them on the bed. The rest of Sasuke's stash was on the floor.

"Itachi!" Sasuke snarled and snatched the condom from Naruto and threw it on him."Itachi has taken it, you moron!"

"Calm down, don't get your panties in a twist."

"My panties are not in a twist! I'm pissed off! I'm horny as hell and my damn brother has taken my lube!"

"You've got panties?" Naruto asked, genuinely interested, and tugged at Sasuke's jeans, trying to reveal a hip to see if he was wearing them.

"No!" Naruto grinned at the blush spreading over Sasuke's face.

"You've got panties! Did you buy them yourself? Are they lacey? I bet they are black!"

"Idiot!" Sasuke made a move to get off Naruto but the blonde held him in place.

"Where do you think you're going?"

"To get lube, of course!" Sasuke glared. Naruto snorted.

"We don't need it." Dark eyes widened.

"I've seen your cock and I'm not taking it up my ass without lube!"

"Take your pants off."

"I'm not gonna-"

"For you to go downstairs, yell at Itachi, exchange smart and witty insults, comments and glares, finally get him to tell you where it is and then to go and find it will take way too long. Pants. Off. Now! I can make you cum without fucking you." Naruto grinned cockily. Sasuke stood up next to the bed and pushed his pants down. Naruto sat up and took off his t-shirt before grabbing Sasuke and pulling him on top of him again.

"What happened to the 'I want to be inside of you'?" Sasuke asked and let himself be pulled, straddling Naruto again. Naked against Naruto's pants.

"Oh, it's still there. But since I've waited for this long, I can wait some more." He said and spread kisses over Sasuke's face, cupping his ass in his hands. The rocking was just as intense as before.

"Are you really Naruto? Because hearing him saying he'd wait for something he really wants, sounds very unlikely." Sasuke braced himself with his hands on each side of Naruto's head.

"Ah, it's me alright, baby." Naruto snickered. "But there's something I want more, than fucking you."

"And what's that?" Naruto smirked and laid two fingers against Sasuke's bottom lip.

"It's to see how gorgeous you're going to look when you cum. Now, suck!" Naruto didn't care that Sasuke probably opened his mouth in surprise. He pushed the digits in, sliding them over Sasuke's tongue. Sasuke blinked, but then closed his lips around them, pushing his tongue up. He watched Naruto's face with half lidded eyes as he sucked on them, wetting them. Naruto was enjoying it. No doubt thinking about Sasuke sucking something else. If Naruto's grin was an indicator anyway. He pulled his fingers out from Sasuke's mouth and kissed him. He reached back and ghosted the wet fingers over Sasuke's entrance making the pale boy's breath hitch.


"Yes?" Naruto pushed one finger inside. Sasuke cried out. "What is it, Sasuke?" He pulled it out and thrust it back in.


"Fuck you? But Sasuke, we don't have any lube." Naruto grinned and ignored Sasuke's glare. Continuing to thrust that one finger in and out.

"More…" Sasuke whispered. This time the other slicked finger joined. Naruto had trouble breathing properly. Sasuke's ass above his cock was doing miracles to him. And the tightness around his fingers gave him a very good idea what it would be like to fuck him. Naruto bit the ball in his tongue carefully. He'd cum in no time. He needed to speed it up for Sasuke a little.

"Touch yourself, Sasuke." He said in a husky voice. Sasuke moaned and grabbed his cock with his right hand, still leaning on his left. "Does it feel good?"

"Yes." Sasuke licked his lips. Oh God. Naruto held his hand still instead of following along with Sasuke's movements.

"Fuck my fingers, baby." Sasuke cried out a little. He found those words utterly erotic. He did as he was told. He pushed backwards feeling those fingers slide into him. Then he moved forward, the fingers sliding out but his erection was pressed to the hard body beneath him. He opened his eyes and looked at Naruto. Did he know what kind of pleasure he was getting from this? Yes, Naruto knew. Naruto felt the same. The blonde was pressing his head into the pillow. His mouth open and panting as he kept his eyes on Sasuke's face. The fingers started to move on their own again. Meeting Sasuke's thrusts. Sasuke panted and bit his lip. His arm holding him up failed him. It bent and he fell down, now leaning on his elbow instead. He trailed his tongue over Naruto's chest, wanting another taste.

"Sasuke!" Naruto cried out when he licked a nipple. Sasuke was speeding up. He wanted to cum and he wanted Naruto to cum with him. Naruto moaned and grabbed Sasuke's hair jerking his head up at the same time as he pushed in his fingers even deeper than before.

"How am I supposed to see you cum when you're hiding your face, huh?" Naruto growled.

"I'm close…!" Sasuke breathed.

"Are you now?" Naruto tried to sound unfazed by it but Sasuke saw the anticipation in his eyes. He wanted the same as Sasuke. He wanted to cum and he wanted Sasuke to cum with him.

"God, Naruto!" Sasuke hissed, riding the fingers, pressing down on Naruto's crotch and fisting himself faster. "Ah!" He wanted to throw his head back but Naruto still held a tight grip on his hair. He wanted to see Sasuke cum and he refused to miss it. God he was so close. His entire body felt shaky.

"Just a little more, baby." Naruto said. It was a mix between an order and a request. More? Continue? Hold back? Sasuke didn't know if he could do it. He had never hold back an orgasm in his entire life. Had never had a reason to. Never been involved in a situation where he needed to do it.

"Naru- I can't do- Ah!" To loosen his grip around his cock? No! He couldn't! Naruto couldn't make him do that now!

"Sasuke!" Naruto thrust upwards repeatedly. The thrusts were hard, controlled even. Images of him doing that while inside of him threw Sasuke over the edge. He gritted his teeth, closing his eyes, then opening his mouth screaming out his release. His cum shot into his hand and dripped down onto the tan skin below him. He was still riding his high when he heard Naruto curse and thrust his hips up one final time. The grip on his hair tightened even more. It was painful but Sasuke couldn't care right now. The rest of his body was spent. This had to be the best orgasm he had ever experienced. Not the most intense maybe, but he was on top of Naruto. He had told Naruto he loved him and Naruto had said it back. Naruto was his now. If anybody tried to take him away now, that person was seriously fucked. And not in a good way.

Naruto's hand in his hair fell down and the fingers in his ass were pulled out. They looked at each other, their breaths mingling. Sasuke leaned down and pressed his lips chastely to the corner of Naruto's mouth before collapsing on him, hiding his face in the crook of Naruto's neck. They lay there for a while catching their breaths. Simply smelling each other and feeling each other chest to chest.
Naruto turned his head towards Sasuke a little, but not enough to make it uncomfortable for Sasuke to keep his lips against his neck.

"Are you happy now? You made me cum in my pants." Naruto snickered.

"Idiot. You could have taken them off." Sasuke smirked.

"Nah. Halfdressed is the best."

"Then why did you take all my clothes off?"

"I was considering keeping your pants on too, but they would have blocked my way and sight. That cock-piercing of yours is fucking sweet. Maybe I should get one?"


"Ha! I pierced my lip before you did!"

"You're not getting a Prince Albert."

"Why not?"

"It takes too long to heal. I can't keep away from you that long now that I've got access." Sasuke smirked waiting for some idiotic comment about that one but what came wasn't what he expected.

"Are your parents at home?"

"My parents? No. Why?"

"The door is closed." Sasuke frowned and pushed himself up, still straddling Naruto. He glanced over to the door.

"Yes? And why wouldn't it be?"

"I didn't close it."


"I never closed it when I came here."

"Of course you did!" Sasuke hissed.

"No." Naruto grinned nervously.

"What do you mean 'no'? Of. Course. You. Did."

"I didn't! I was busy yelling at you."

"It was closed when I was going for lube!"

"Lucky! Then Itachi didn't see my fingers up your ass at least." Sasuke couldn't believe his ears. Naruto actually looked like he thought it was lucky.


So? What do you think? Tell me! If you have a pairing you would like to see, tell me. Maybe I will get inspired by it and put it in here somewhere. :)