Author's Note: I wrote this ages ago, posted it on the Twilight Lexicon, and several people claimed to die laughing. I completely forgot about it until Moonlight Petal left a review of "New Moon Karaoke," asking if I was going to do any more parody-songs. I remembered that I still had this thing on my hard drive and figured I'd post it.

The best way to read this is to go to You-Tube, type in "Belle" and play the song as you read/sing/whatever.

If I get bored enough, I might rewrite all of the songs from Beauty and the Beast to the plot of Twilight.

Enjoy!

Bella and The Beast: Twilight Karaoke

Chapter One: Bell-a

Bella:

Little town

In a cloudy forest

Yesterday it rained like a flood

Little town

It's my first day at school

In a town called Forks...

Edward:

I'm bored

Emmet:

I'm bored

Rosalie:

I'm bored

Alice:

I'm bored

Jasper:

I'm bored

Bella:

So here I am the girl who's new from Phoenix

I hate the rain I hate the mud

Daughter of the police chief

I'm shy…my words are brief

There's too much green around

Eric:

Good morning Belle!

Bella:

Good morning! It's Bell-a

Eric:

Where are you off to?

Bella:

English! I just finished the most wonderful story about Mr. Darcy…and Miss Bennet…

Eric:

That's nice. I'll walk you to class! Hurry up!

Angela:

Look there she goes that girl who's new…I like her

She looks quite nervous…I can tell

Mike:

She can join our little crowd

Lauren:

That shouldn't be allowed

Tyler, Eric, and Mike:

We'll follow her like sheep…won't that be swell!

Jasper:

BLOOD BLOOD!

Edward:

New girl…

Alice:

Her name is Whitney

Jasper:

BLOOD BLOOD!

Emmett:

Wrestling…

Rosalie:

I look so hot!

Edward:

Can't read…her mind

What is she thinking?

Bella:

He's such a tall, pale, god-like bronze-haired boy!

Jess:

Ah Belle!

Bella:

It's Bell-a! I've just come to ask who those people are.

Jess:

Crushing on the Cullens already?

Bella:

Oh! I can't look down! Can you tell me some news?

Jess:

You don't have a chance.

Bella:

That's all right. I pick…that one.

Jess:

That one? But he's already rejected me twice!

Bella:

But he's my FAVORITE. Gorgeous features, bruise-like shadows, pale skin, and those pitch black eyes!

Jess:

Well, if you like him all that much, he's yours.

Bella:

But Jess!

Jess:

Good luck...you'll need it.

Bella:

I like him! I like him very much!

Mike, Tyler and Eric:

Look there she goes that girl who's new and pretty

I wonder if she likes me back?

Lauren:

I'm so jealous I feel ill

Jess:

I wish those guys could simply chill

Mike, Tyler, and Eric:

She really must pick one of us that Belle!

Bella:

Oh! Isn't he amazing

Is he really staring right at me?

Edward:

Oh! This is so frustrating!

There's an empty space right where her mind's supposed to be…

Jess:

Now I don't really she's such a beauty

Why must Mike Newton pant and drool?

Angela:

I hope to get to know her soon

I hope our friendship grows and blooms

I hope she likes it here with us

Mike, Eric and Tyler:

We hope she falls in love with us

The new girl here's to stay with us that BELLE!

Bella:

It's Bell-a

Mike:

Wow! You don't miss a chance Edward Cullen! You're the best looking guy in the entire school!

Edward:

I know.

Mike:

Grr. No competition can live up to YOU. And no girl can resist you either!

Edward:

It's true Mike. And I have my murderous thought set on…THAT ONE.

Mike:

The police chief's daughter?

Edward:

She's the one! The lucky girl I'm going to murder.

Mike:

But she's…

Edward:

The most delicious blood in town!

Mike:

I know! But…

Edward:

That makes her the best! And don't I deserve the best?

Mike:

Well…of course…I mean…you do…but…

Edward:

Right from the moment when I smelled her, sniffed her

I said "I'm hungry" and I fell

In nearly a century

No one's ever tempted me

La Tua Catante…I'm going to hell

Bella:

Look there…he is

He's glaring at me

He looks…so mad

What did I do?

He looks so weird

Like he stopped breathing

Why is he leaning back away from me?

Edward:

BLOOD BLOOD!

Kill kill

Must drink

So sweet

Bella:

He doesn't like me

Edward:

Her first?

Them first?

Her house?

The woods?

Bella:

Just strawberries…

Edward:

Carlisle

Esme

My choice

Gold eyes

Consequences

Bella:

They're such a beautiful angelic bunch!

Edward:

Just watch I'm going to make Bella my lunch!

Mike, Tyler, Eric:

Look there she goes that girl who's so exciting

I hope she asks me to the dance

She's like a shiny toy

She's captured every boy

She really is a pretty girl

Lauren:

A new and quite annoying girl

Angela:

She really is a lovely girl

All:

That Belle!

Bella:

People! It's Bell-a.

Edward:

BLOOD BLOOD!!!

BLOOD BLOOD!!!

BLOOD BLOOD!!!

BLOOD

BLOOD

BLOOD

BLOOD!!!!!