I own nothing. Nada. Zero. Null. Cero. All hail Stephenie. Everything, besides the song I cooked up in my free time belongs to her.

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'Cullenizer'

--to the tune of Paralyzer--

I hold on so nervously

To my Brittany

Who is my best friend

So far it has not been fun

To be in this place

With our clones running all around

This trip has got to be

The most confounding thing

Since we went to Germany

Well I am imagining

Edward Anthony Masen Cullen

As my mate for eternity

Well I'm not Cullenized

But, I seem to look just like you

But that doesn't mean

I'm a vampire

Just my skin and eyes

Could ever rival yours

You'll probably kick my ass

Or bite my jugular

I hold out for one more drink

Before I think

I'm sated for three more weeks

But so far has not been fun

I should just stay home

But don't want to commit murder

We will probably

Be gone in three days

But that would suck horribly

Well I'm still imagining

Edward Anthony Masen Cullen

As my mate for eternity

Well I'm not Cullenized

But, I seem to look just like you

But that doesn't mean

I'm a vampire

Just my skin and eyes

Could ever rival yours

You'll probably kick my ass

Or bite my jugular

Well I'm not Cullenized

But, I seem to look just like you

But that doesn't mean

I'm a vampire

Just my skin and my eyes

Can rival yours

You'll probably kick my ass

Or bite my jugular

I'm not Cullenized

But, I seem to look just like you

But that doesn't mean

I'm a vampire

Just my skin and my eyes

Can rival yours

You'll probably kick my ass

Or bite my jugular

You'll probably kick my ass

Or bite my jugular

You'll probably kick my ass

Or bite my jugular