A/N: I don't own Harry Potter and wouldn't particularly care to. I would like a rental agreement with option to buy for Hermione Granger. A short term contract with Nyphadora Tonks wouldn't be turned down. A Long-term agreement with Luna Lovegood would probably be a whole lot of fun. Any time Padma Patil wants to open negotiations, call me and oh for a weekend with Fleur. Oddly Lavender and Padma's sister (despite being her twin) Parvarti do nothing for me… I also don't own any characters that belong to anyone else these stories might mention

Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual

The following is a collection of One-Shots and other shorts that may or may not eventually get fleshed out into actual stories. Looking for logic or even well thought out plot points from the chapters of this or any other of my stories is probably a mistake, but there you go.