"I Hate the Professor's Monocle"

A little poem by Dr. Rousseau, scribbled on the back of his business card

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You slice of a crystal orb,

Evil incarnate,

How I despise you!

Your flash and

Scintillation

Petrify my insides.

How I wish I could break you

Like a common cracker.

Do not spark and sparkle so!

Do not be so shimmering!

You are merely silicon

And I…

I am the world.

-- Luc Rousseau, M.D.