Disclaimer: If it were mine, Snape would be alive and living in the Bahamas as my husband.
A/N Enjoy if you dare!
" Yes Potter?"
"I reckon you're the prettiest girl in the school. So, since I'm the best looking bloke, we should hook up."
" Evans… Evans! It was meant to be a compliment! OUCH! Evans, stop! MERCY! "
" Hey Evans… where are you going?"
" Away from you."
" Aw, Im hurt!"
" You know you shouldn't be so cruel to your future husband."
" … Run little boy."
" Oh My-- - Merlin! Im sorry, put the quils down! AHHHH! Did you just try to STAB me?"
"My eye! Evans, you stabbed me in the eye!"
" I do hope you get ink poisoning you pompous jerk."
" Fancy meeting you here Evans!"
" Potter, I saw you following me. Stop it."
" Following you? I'm wounded! Do you really think that I---"
" No. I don't think, I know."
" Anyway… since we're both here, maybe we should grab a butterbeer or---"
" How you doin?"
" Fine, until you showed up."
" Come on Evans, how much longer is it gonna take be for you admit to yourself how desperately you need me?"
" I am not even going to dignify that with a response."
" How bout you dignify me with a date?"
" Potter, not only did that not make any sense at all, but it was also a completely stupid question. How many times have you asked me out, and how many times will you until you quit?"
" It is not a stupid question! And I've only asked to out 820 times so far. I figure after a while, you'll admit your true feelings and date me. In other words, I'll only stop asking you out after you've said yes."
" Voldemort? Voldemort? Where is a murdering Dark Lord when you need one?"
" Did it hurt?"
" Your obnoxious voice on my ears? Well yes, quite a bit actually, so if you could just skedaddle… "
"No! Did it hurt, when you fell from the sky? Because you must be an angel… why are you laughing?"
" Holy Merlin Potter, why would you use a pick up line as lame as that."
"All the other girls I used it on thought it was funny."
"… Get out of my sight Potter."
"Lily, listen. I know you're way out of my league. I know you're too beautiful, too smart, to sweet, and way too perfect for me. I know we've been better friends this year, and the last thing I want to do is ruin that little bit of my life I can share with you, but I want you too know that I would do anything to---"
" Hey James?"
" I reckon you're the nicest, sweetest, most perfect bloke for me. Since I'm in love with you, I think we should hook up."
" Does this mean---?"
" Yes James, I believe you have yourself a date. Meet me at the Three Broomsticks on Friday."
That was fun, would any of you do me the honor of reviewing?