A/N-Back by popular demand is another chapter of Twilight Goes Gangsta! Really you guys wanted it so much and I just got inspired to do this chapter so you should all feel glorious right now! Anyways, this little chapter takes place before Bella ever came over that fateful day. This is sort of, a prequel, if you will. Just a random outing between our favorite gangsta womanizers! And now, without further ado, chapter four of Twilight Goes Gangsta!
Conversations between Womanizers
"Man, did you see all those fine-looking honeys last night, C?"
"You know it, baby! Man, I saw this one girl with the BIGGEST booty ever and-"
"Whoa, dawg! You really think B would like you checkin' out other shawty's asses?"
"Nah, but I'm a man and a PLAYA! Of course I gotta look!"
"Yeah yeah, whatever man." DJ Jazzy Jay and P-I-M-P Eddie C continue to walk through town. They enjoy a comfortable silence before Eddie C speaks up.
"So, what should we do tonight?"
"Besides getting laid?" Jazzy Jay asks while raising one eyebrow.
"C'mon man, I'm serious! We gotta get outta the house tonight! I need some room to breath; you know what I'm sayin'?"
"We were just out last night or did all the 'glorious asses' you supposedly 'tapped' go to your head?"
"Man, I know I got more ass than you!"
"That's because everyone kept sitting on you, thinking you were the seat!" The two glared at each other before Jazzy Jay looked away shamefully.
"I'm sorry, dawg. I know how much you hate having that brought up. I shouldn't have said anything."
"It's alright. Still niggas?" Eddie C held out his fist for Jazzy Jay to pound. He looked at it for a moment before smiling.
"Still niggas," he said, pounding his fist with Eddie's. The two resumed walking and Jazzy suddenly got a huge smirk on his face.
"Yo, Eddie. Mind if I ask you a question?"
"Aiight, dawg, shoot."
"So," he asked casually, "have you tapped that with Bella yet?" Eddie whirled around so fast, he was almost a blur.
"What the hell kind of question is that?" He asked fuming.
"An easy one and from the look on your face I can already tell the answer. You haven't! Oh, wait until I tell Em! He's gonna have a field day with this!"
"There's nothing to tell him!" Eddie yelled triumphantly. "Nothing to tell him except that of COURSE I've tapped that! I wouldn't be P-I-M-P Eddie C for nothin'!"
"So…you have done it…with Bella?" The boys looked at each other hesitantly before Eddie answered.
"No, I haven't," he admitted.
"What? For real? I totally thought you'd hit that by now!"
"Yeah, I know, but she wants to wait. And…well I do too."
"Oh my God, are you serious?! You, P-I-M-P Eddie C, actually wants to WAIT to get laid?!" Eddie looked at him furiously while covering his mouth.
"Keep it quiet, Jazz! I don't want that getting around! I've got a rep to protect!" He looked around frantically, hoping no one had heard Jazzy's outburst.
"Mmm mmm mmm mmmmm mmm mmm?" Eddie looked down to see that Jazzy was trying to talk over his hand. He removed it so he could speak.
"What did you say?"
"I asked you if you could move your hand do I could speak, moron," Jazzy said, pushing away from Eddie forcefully.
"Ay, Jazz! C'mon man, don't be like that! You know I gotta keep my rep up! Wait up!" Eddie ran after Jazz, who was walking faster than usual to get away from Eddie, but he did in a mere few strides.
"C'mon man, hold up!' Jazz stopped and looked at Eddie icily.
"Look man, I know how you are about your space but I couldn't just let you blurt that out loud. I've got a rep, ya know?" Jazzy looked as if he were thinking it over and Eddie stuck out his fist to him.
"Still niggas?" Jazzy couldn't help but smile and he replied to Eddie's fist.
"Still niggas." The duo resumed walking and all was right with the world. Suddenly, Eddie remembered something he had seem earlier and decided to bring it up.
"So, a little while ago, I saw Alice in a Wonder Woman outfit. Care to explain that?"
A/N-The end, or is it? Sorry it's so short, but that's all I could come up with! Hope you all like it and were satisfied with the funny! Also, I apologize if anyone was offended by my use of the N word. I am….well of that ethnicity so it doesn't bother me. Sorry if there's anyone out there who is bothered! Now review please!