Azula's Punishment

Author's Note: If you think I own Avatar the Last Airbender, go to a mental asylum. This takes place when Azula was still a child.

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Fire Lord Ozai finished reading the scroll that he was holding. He looked up from it to talk to his daughter, Azula. He was mad.

"So, Azula," said Ozai, "According to this, you stole $100,000 from Boy Scouts, Fire Nuns, and the National Bank."

"Oh yeah I did. Heh heh heh"

Ozai sighed, "Alright Azula, I'm perfectly fine with stealing, but you must be punished."

"Why?"

"Because you got caught"

"OK, what's my punishment? Confinement in my room? More professional therapy?"

"Hmm, I'm taking a tip out of 'Evil Parents Monthly" for your punishment. You're grounded for a month. That means no terrorizing helpless people or sickeningly cute little animals for the entire month."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Azula.

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Later that day, Azula was sitting by the pond where those turtle-duck things lived. She was depressed because normally she'd be out on the streets, inflicting terror on all around her. Now she wasn't allowed, for an entire month.

Just then Fire Lord Ozai walked up behind her. He started flinging fireballs at the turtle-ducks.

"Flee in terror! Flee in terror!' said the little things in their own little language.

"Take this you biologically impossible little runts! You're really freaking me out!" cried Ozai as he flung another fireball at the fleeing turtle-ducks.

"No fair!" whined Azula, "I want to terrorize the helpless little turtle-ducks!"

"I still wonder how they came to be. I mean, why would you give a turtle a duck's head. It makes no sense, and is almost, if not entirely, impossible biologically. Was some duck so unlucky at love that he had to make love to a turtle to have any chance of breeding? Just down to the point, how does one go about sticking a feathered head on a turtle body?" said Ozai as he looked up from his terrorizing.

"How come you get to terrorize sickeningly-cute-yet-biologically-impossible animals but I don't?" pleaded Azula.

"Because I'm the Evil Overlord here. You're my evil daughter." replied Ozai.

Azula marched off in a huff, grumbling about how unfair this was. Terrorizing was one of her life's greatest joys.

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The next day, Azula was at the target practice field. She was shooting little bolts of fire at a target, and kept missing horribly. Her brother Zuko walked up.

"Hey Azula, I hear you got grounded from terrorizing for an entire month," laughed Zuko, then he looked at the target, "Your aim sucks. Did you attend the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy or something?"

"Shut up, Zuzu. My aim is only worse than usual because I haven't had my recommended daily value of terror for evil princesses in a while" replied Azula.

"Azula can't inflict terror! Azula can't inflict terror!" taunted Zuko, "Look at what I have here." He pulled out a turtle-duck that was small, happy, and the cutest one that ever lived.

"Must resist urge to terrorize horribly cute turtle-duck," thought Azula, the mental strain showing on her face, much to her brother's delight. Her face turned bright red from the effort of resisting her "terror-urge".

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" laughed Zuko as he showed off the turtle-duck mere inches from Azula's face.

"Argh!" screamed Azula, "I've got to get out of here!"

She ran for the exit, just as Ozai was emerging.

"Oh dad, thank goodness it's you. You've got to help me! Zuko keeps taunting me because I can't terrorize stuff." cried Azula.

"Actually, I'm here to taunt you too," said Ozai, also pulling out a turtle-duck and grinning wickedly.

"Why?"

"Because I'm evil, evil with a capital 'E'," replied Ozai. Both Zuko and Ozai danced around Azula, waving turtle-ducks in her face and making fun of her.

"I've got to get out of here!" screamed Azula as she ran for it, her father and brother's mocking voices echoing around her as she ran out the exit.