THIS IS NOT MY DAY
Heero stood looking out his window remembering his escapades of the
day. He had finally given in to Duos
pleading and threatening and decided to go to Relena's Christmas Eve
party. The fact that he was going in
the first place didn't matter. He liked
to see what Duo would come up with to get him to go. The guy came up with some crazy antics, Heero considered letting
Duo think he won this battle, a Christmas gift to him.
Seriously Heero wanted to see Relena, friend to
friend. Maybe show her some of those
feelings he hid deep, deep inside of him.
A flick of emotion in his cobalt eyes, but no he would probably just
make a fool of himself. That's exactly
what he did too. Today just wasn't his
Heero awoke that morning to something tickling his
nose. When he reached up to scratch it
he got shaving cream all over his face.
" Good morning Heero, I thought I
would just help you get through one step of your morning. Now that you have the shaving cream on do
you want me to shave you too, or will you get up?"
"Omae o korosu, Duo get out of my room
now!" As Heero held his gun in his hand
he felt it slip. Lets just say Duo's trick backfired.
"Ahhhhhhh… Heero, oh my God you almost
killed me," Duo yelled. He started
hyperventilating when he saw the bullet hole an inch from his head. "Ah, I'm going to go now, bye."
Heero sighed and looked at the clock,
9:30 am. Oh well it could be
earlier. Sitting in his bed he thought
he heard something under it. When he
jumped out of bed to investigate he slipped on some shaving cream and fell flat
on his bottom. Of course this ruined
his red silk pj's with the HY monologue on them.
As he was trying to get up a mouse ran
from under his bed. Needless to say
Heero was so surprised he wasn't watching what he was doing. Well the perfect soldier stepped on the
shaving cream bottle (which Duo conveniently left on the floor) slipped, and
fell again. He also brought the
contents of his dresser with him.
The ruckus brought Wufie to
investigate. "Hey, Yuy! What's all the racket? This is injustice; a guy can't sleep around
here… Ahhhh!" Wufie saw the mouse and
fainted dead away, into the mess that was once Heero's floor.
After Heero splashed Wufie's face with
enough water to drown him. (Adding to the chaos of the floor) Wufie was just showing signs of reviving
when Quatre came running in the room.
" Ears, ears, I can't find my ears." Quatre yelled frantically as his foot met
watered down shaving cream on Heero's hardwood floor. Quatre skidded along the floor and finally came to a stop. When he collided with Wufie's prone body and
went flying on to Heero's bed.
Trying to steady himself Heero grabbed
onto his blanket and lost his balance… again.
This time bringing Quatre and all his sheets with him. This resulted in all three of them stuck
under the now water and shaving cream logged sheets trying to get out.
Quatre started to yell, "Nobody move,
you'll step on my ears. Oh my God we
may have landed on him. Get up
now! Wufie get up! Wufie?"
Wufie suddenly jumped up. Apparently
just coming out of his little snooze.
This resulted in tripping himself and falling on his comrades. Quatre was frantically searching for his ears
as Wufie and Heero were struggling to get untangled from the sheets. Every time they almost succeeded a
hysterical Quatre messed them up more.
This lasted quite a while until Trowa
came to see what was going on. When he
saw the problem he took one step in the room to help. His foot met with watered down shaving cream but of course Trowa
didn't fall. He did one of his normally
graceful acrobatic tricks out of the room… and collided with Duo who had the
same intentions as Trowa. To find out
what the reason for that infernal racket was.
Duo's fault, or Trowa's that Heero's door was right outside a flight of
stairs. In fact it would have been
Relena's fault since they were staying at her house. Of course she couldn't of known of the fiasco that would happen
when she gave Heero the room across from hers.
Needless to say they were lucky the stairs had a landing half way down
or Duo and Trowa would of broke more than a vase. Relena's favorite vase, which Pagan was carrying up the stairs at
the moment. Poor Trowa spent the next
half hour picking rose thorns out of his behind.
Meanwhile in Heero's room the mouse
was finally found. When it ran up
Wufie's leg, making him faint… again. A
jubilant Quatre scooped up his lost ears and dragged the mouse and Wufie out of
Heero sat in what was once his neat
room and sighed. Then he noticed Relena
looking out of her bedroom door across the hallway. She was rolling on the ground in laughter.
" How long have you been there?"
"The whole time Heero, the whole
time," She got out between spasms of laughter.
"Oh and clean up that mess before breakfast, ok." She said as she walked away. Her laughter could be heard echoing down the
Until Milliardo yelled " Hey Heero do
you have a tuxedo for tonight?"
looked at his tuxedo, which was on the floor along with everything else. Today was going to be a long day.