A/N: Alas, this one just came to me again. I like the idea of this one. It makes me giggle. You'll understand.
I'm the one you all hate.
Well, not all of you. Some of you are in the same boat that I am.
You like to have fun, right?
No, I'm not a wrestler, nor do I ever intend to be. I'm just a fan like the rest of you. I just take it to a whole different level.
Some wrestling enthusiasts might call a mark, whatever that means. I prefer the term "troll." I'm kind of like an internet troll. I guess that's a terminology that most people understand. If you don't, I'll explain. A troll is someone that just says stuff and does things to piss people off, even if they don't agree with what they're saying or doing.
I know what you're thinking. Why would someone do or say things that they don't believe in? I'll tell you why. Because it's just so damn fun. I know, my choice of hobby might seem unusual, but to each his own.
I'm not even sure why it's so fun. I go to many WWE events a year. I'm actually pretty good friend with Sign Guy. You all know him, right? We usually end up sitting together. But if I go alone, I always make sure I get front row. There is no greater satisfaction in my life than seeing myself on youtube the day after a show. I love it when guys like Cena and Batista come out, and there I am, making my "opinion" known. You might think that's sad, but I don't care. I like what I like, and that's how I like it…or something like that.
I cheer for the heels. I should rephrase that. I cheer for the heels that most people hate. People love Santino Marella, so I don't cheer for him that often. I think JBL is brilliant, and Edge is just amazing. I think it's funny when people say that guys like Edge need to get out of the WWE because they hate them so much. Um, well…if you hate him, that means he's doing his job. They aren't going to fire him for doing their job, now are they?
There's a certain group of wrestling fans that I can't stand. In fact, I wouldn't even call them wrestling fans. They're more like "attractive male" fans. I'm sure there's a word for them, but I'm not quite up on my teenage terminology. I really like messing with Cena fans. I don't know why, but it is just so damn funny. They get so offended. If you go up to a pack of them and say their man can't wrestle, they look as if their world just stopped. It's great. Those girls just…annoy me.
I don't hate John Cena. He's a cool guy. Yeah, he might not be the greatest wrestler, but I've got stories about him. Bet on it. I don't like Batista. He's a really big jerk in real life. Sorry, ladies.
Actually, this reminds me of a time that I got in an argument with Cena for shits and giggles, and then afterwards…
A/N: These chapters are going to be short. I still need to find a name for this guy. I was thinking Aaron or something. Ideas?