I own nothing, please don't sue me. Something I started just in fun.
Batman opens his eyes to find himself, in his boxers, lying on his bed. Standing in his bedroom is Catwoman, Black Canary, Wonder Woman, and Zatanna. To most this would appear as the start of a very good dream. Batman knows better. He knows the difference between reality and dreams (something which has saved his life several times), and he knows that he is awake.
When he attempts to stand, he finds that his hands are cuffed to the headboard. He takes a deep breath, takes hold of as much of the chains as he can, and rips the cuffs out of the wood. The four women turn to the sound and notice that he's awake. He calmly stands, looks at each of them and asks, "What in the hell is going on here?"
Each of the girls shrug. "We all arrived here a few minutes ago," Diana explains, "while you were asleep we all compared notes. I was in the monitor womb when suddenly I appeared here."
"I just dropped off a couple of thugs at a police station," Dinah says.
"I had just finished one of my shows," Zatanna pipes in.
"Well I was about to nab me a nice piece of jewelry," Selina says as she looks Bruce up and down, "By the way Batman, you have kept yourself in good shape," she adds. Wonder Woman rolls her eyes, but Zatanna and Black Canary nod their heads in agreement.
Batman tries to open his dresser, but finds that the drawer is stuck closed. He gives it a few hard pulls before letting it go and rubbing his eyes in frustration. "What were you doing Bruce?" Diana asks him.
"The last thing I remember is laying down in bed to sleep," he answers.
"You sleep," Black Canary asks sarcastically.
"Every once and a while. Usually after extreme exhaustion," Wonder Woman answers.
"Or sex," Zatanna says, getting a glance from everyone.
"With him, sex usually leads to extreme physical exhaustion," Catwoman finishes.
Batman walks to the door and attempts to open it, but finds it stuck. "Already tried that," Black Canary tells him.
He then pulls back his arm and throws all his power into a punch (the force of which would make most metahumans wince) that thuds unsuccessfully off of the wood. "And I tried that," Wonder Woman states.
Batman sits at the edge of his bed and rubs the bridge of his nose, "Okay. Zatanna?" he asks.
She sighs, "Sorry Bruce, my powers don't seem to be working right now," she answers.
"I'm not surprised by that, still do you think this could be magic related?" he asks.
She thinks on that. Then she winces, "Yeah actually, now that I think about it, I do," she says, "Usually this sort of spell is cast in order to force people to compromise. In this case though I think someone is trying to thank you?"
"Thank me? How?" Batman asks. A split second later he gets it. Canary rolls her eyes, Zatanna looks embarrassed, and Selina just starts laughing.
Wonder Woman however just looks about the group with a confused look on her face, "I don't get it. How is this a way of thanking him?" she asks.
"Wow princess, you really are innocent aren't you," Catwoman chuckles, "Someone is trying to get the big bad Bat, laid!"
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