Warning: Slashiness and implied threesomeness.
"Are you sure Willow said *Spike* was dancing naked on the roof of the Bronze?" Buffy asked. "Maybe she said 'Pike' ?"
"Well, it was hard to hear, given the general hooting, hollering, and yelling of phone numbers in the background," Xander replied. "But I doubt your ex-boyfriend would pop over to Sunnydale just to get drunk and strip on the roof of the local teen pick-up joint."
"He might. You never know." But she didn't sound like she believed herself. "Arrgh! Why do I have to be the only Slayer in the world with a vampire to babysit? A non compos mentos one?"
"Spike has no Freshmaker?" Xander pretended shock. "I'll just nip over and give him some. The blood breath, after all..."
"You just wanna see him naked."
"Who, me? "
"Well, he's strong, and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled..."