A/N: This time around, you guess who the letters are addressed to. You'll know who wrote them. This one probably won't be as long as the last one, but we'll see.

Dear green eyes,

You didn't deserve that embarrassment that you suffered tonight. That's a horrible thing to have happen on live television like that. However, I am extremely pleased that you kicked your man to the curb.

Well, did you even end it? You pretty much demanded that you can do whatever you want, but…

I was never too good at relationships. Why do you think my engagements have always broken off?

So, all in all, I'm not sure if you ended it or not. If you did, I think I'm supposed to wait two weeks before I make a move. But if you didn't, I guess I'm shit out of luck.

I doubt you'll tell me. I guess I'm supposed to figure these kinds of things out for myself, but I've never really been that bright.

If you want some, come get some,

John Cena