DISCLAIMER: The characters do not belong to me…I'm just making them do silly things.

Eight little vampires jumpin' on the bed.
Emmett fell off and bumped his head.
Esme called the doctor and
Carlisle said, "No more vampires jumpin' on the bed."

Seven little vampires jumpin' on the bed.
Alice fell off and bumped her head.
Esme called the doctor and
Carlisle said, "No more vampires jumpin' on the bed."

Six little vampires jumpin' on the bed.
Rosalie fell off and bumped her head.
Esme called the doctor and
Carlisle said, "No more vampires jumpin' on the bed."

Five little vampires jumpin' on the bed.
Carlisle fell off and bumped his head.
Esme played the doctor 'cause
Carlisle bumped his head. "No more vampires jumpin' on the bed."

Four little vampires jumpin' on the bed.
Edward fell off and bumped his head.
Esme called the doctor and
Carlisle said, "No more vampires jumpin' on the bed."

Three little vampires jumpin' on the bed.
Esme fell off and bumped her head.
Alice had to call the doctor and
Carlisle said, "No more vampires jumpin' on the bed."

Two little vampires jumpin' on the bed.
Jasper fell off and bumped his head.
Esme called the doctor and
Carlisle said, "No more vampires jumpin' on the bed."

One little vampire jumpin' on the bed,
laughing at her family and shaking her head.
And that's when Bella said,
"I fell down enough to know
Stand in the middle and you're good to go!"

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It made Hellopants & Me laugh so we decided it should be shared.