Disclaimer – I do not own any characters from Bones, I just own the story I made up and the made up characters.
Rating – M
Summary – Booth & Brennan are made to go undercover on holiday as a couple to catch some killers. There will be fluff.
Booth walked into the lab and headed straight for Brennan's office, except she wasn't in there. She was currently studying some remains that had been bought to her earlier this morning.
Booth swiped his card and walked over to her; he looked down at the bones and then looked at Brennan.
"Murder?" he asked.
Brennan shook her head.
"No. Animal bones."
Booth stifled a yawn then handed her the folder he had been carrying.
"Just read it and see" he said with a little smile.
Brennan read the first few lines and Booth watched her facial expressions change. Narrowed eyebrows turned into raised ones and her lips parted slowly.
"You have got to be kidding." She said in disbelief.
"You said the other day you were thinking about a vacation. We might as well kill two birds with one stone."
"No way. No chance. Never."
"Aw c'mon Bones. A paid vacation, what could be better?"
Brennan looked at him and shook her head.
"What could be better? Let me think … A vacation without you, without potential killers, without me having to pretend I like you, I could go on."
Booth just sat there smiling.
"It will be fun."
"What will be fun?" Angela asked, she was holding a doughnut and a cup of coffee.
"Nothing." Brennan quickly said as she headed toward her office.
Angela looked at Booth with her eyebrows raised.
"I've got a case, undercover. Me and Bones. Tropical Island, nice weather, maybe a few murderers."
"Maybe? No wonder she said no."
Booth rolled his eyes.
"She would get a gun. I just think she doesn't want to be my fiancée."
"What?" Angela asked, slightly confused.
"Yea, we have to pretend we're engaged. It's no big deal." Booth smiled and went to find Brennan. Leaving Angela to her coffee and doughnut.
"Bones please. I'll give you a gun."
Brennan stopped for a few seconds and looked at him.
"Why is this case so important to you?" she asked.
"We can catch some more killers, more brownie points for us both. I know you're tempted."
"I will think about it."
Booth glanced at his watch.
"You have to think fast, private jet leaves in two hours."
"I haven't even packed!"
"Doesn't matter, we have a vacation house and it already has clothes there that are our sizes, fully equipped and stocked with food."
He watched as Brennan thought things through in her head, probably going over the unsolved cases she had to go over. But Zach could take care of all that.
"No" she finally said.
"What!?" Booth couldn't believe it, he was sure she was going to say yes.
"No. I have tones of stuff to do her. Its not fair if I just leave it all to Zach."
"I won't mind."
They turned and saw Zach stood in the doorway. Booth smiled.
Brennan licked her lips and let out a heavy sigh.
"Fine." She mumbled.
They watched her walk off towards Angela.
"Great timing Zach, Great timing." Booth said while patting Zach on the back. Zach smiled and went back to work.
"Sweetie this will be great for you." Angela said.
"Vacationing with Booth? I don't think so."
"Just pretend he isn't even there, sun sea and sand. That's all you should be concentrating on. And the odd murderer you might meet but you've met plenty of them."
Brennan sighed again.
"Pretending I'm Booths fiancée is what's worrying me."
"Don't worry about that. I'm sure Booth has it all sorted out."
They both laughed and continued there conversation for a few minutes until Booth shouted to her that it was time to go. Angela and Brennan hugged then Brennan informed Zach of all the things that needed taking care of. But he already knew.
On the plane Brennan was feeling a little nervous. She hoped they didn't have to sleep in the same room or hug and kiss each other every 5 minutes or something like that.
"Don't worry Bones. We only have to pretend we're together when we go out together or meet people. When we're alone its all back to normal. Just chill out and enjoy the vacation time. It's going to be fun."
"What about these so called killers we're meant to be hunting down?"
Booth handed her another file. She opened it and saw mug shots of 3 guys and all there details.
"How are we going to trick them into confessing?"
Booth looked at her and smiled.
"That's where my beautiful fiancée comes into play."
Brennan frowned then scoffed. Booth had tricked her.
"You dirty rat." She said.
"You don't have to do anything. Just get to know one of them. Doesn't matter which one, that's your choice. And like I said, you will get a gun."
Brennan was shaking her head. She couldn't believe this.
All she wanted to do was sunbathe on the beach and talk to hot looking guys. She smiled at the thought.
"First place I'm heading is the beach." Booth said out loud.
Then the thought of Booth almost naked popped into her head. The sun glistening of his water soaked body, the way it trickled down his torso towards his belly button. The way his tight Speedos hugged the right part of his body.
Brennan quickly shook the thought from her head and went a little red. She couldn't believe what she had just been doing. But then a little smiled appeared on her face and she thought that this could be a great vacation after all. All the things she could do to tease Booth and make him jealous, then she would know if he liked her or not.
What a great vacation.
A/N – Lots of nakedness coming up I assure you, fun at the beach and what not. Could be very interesting. Don't forget to R&R so I know I'm doing something right. And let me know if there is anything you would like adding, that could be fun. HeeHee.