"…"

"…"

"…"

"Excuse me, but what did you just say again?!" Shishido asked, totally staring at Mukahi who was currently standing in front of him, looking very proud.

"I said your face!" Mukahi said, smirking.

"That…insult's like…so old."

Mukahi snorted. "Well your face's old too."

"…You know, you're really bad with insults." Shishido began fiddling with a tennis ball.

"No I'm not!"

"Yes you are."

"YOUR FACE IS AGAINST THE LAW, SHISHIDO, AND THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR FACE MADE YOU!!!"

"…"

"Gakuto, did you just say 'your face is against the law, because your face made you'?" Oshitari asked, looking up from his economics homework.

"Yeah, why?"

"That has to be the most lame insult I've ever heard of."

"You see, even Oshitari's against you!" Shishido said.

"You shut up!" Mukahi shouted. He turned to Oshitari and said, "YUUSHI, YOU'RE AGAINST THE LAW!!"

"…"

"Ahh? What is this Ore-sama hears about laws?" Atobe asked, coming up, Kabaji trailing behind him.

"ATOBE, YOUR FACE IS LIKE A COW CAUSE IT'S POLKA-DOTTED!!"

"IT'S CALLED A MOLE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH," Atobe shouted back. "AND IT'S A BEAUTY MARK, IT DOESN'T MEAN ORE-SAMA IS A COW!!"

Shishido rolled his eyes and grabbed a pillow from a random pillow stack. "There they go again…"

"I'LL HAVE YOU OFF THE TEAM FOR CONTRADICTING WHAT I SAY!"

"HOW DARE YOU, ORE-SAMA IS THE TEAM CAPTAIN OVER HERE."

"Wait, how did those pillows get there?"

Atobe eyed the stack suspiciously. "Ore-sama thinks someone must have put them there."

"Well no DUHH Atobe. No, they just came out of their own accord magically," Shishido said sarcastically.

"WELL WHAT IF THOSE PILLOWS ARE POISONOUS, HUH? NOT SO SMART NOW, ARE WE?!" Mukahi shot back.

Shishido gave him a strange look. "Dude, I wasn't even insulting you and you're like…snapping at me."

"No I'm not!" Mukahi snapped.

"Yes you are…"

"WELL YOUR FACE PISSES ME OFF!" Mukahi grabbed another pillow and flung it towards him.

"ORE-SAMA STILL WANTS TO KNOW WHY THESE MYSTERIOUS PILLOWS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!"

"Ah, I brought them here, Atobe-buchou. Um, I thought they would be helpful if Mukahi-san and Shishido-san started fighting again?" Ootori ended this last statement with a question.

"Atobe, Gakuto's smothering Shishido with a pillow," Oshitari commented.

"GAKUTO, ORE-SAMA DEMANDS THAT YOU GET OFF OF SHISHIDO RIGHT NOW!!" Atobe cried out.

Alas, Shishido had to go to the hospital for face injuires.

OMAKE

Mukahi slapped Atobe.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!"

"Your face pisses me off."

"…"

OMAKE TAKE 2

"Atobe, why do you have a mask on you face?" Oshitari asked.

"Ore-sama's face has been slapped too much."

"Why?"

"Gakuto is pissed off at everything."

From somewhere far away, they could hear Mukahi shouting, "HEY, YOU, FRESHMAN! GET OVER HERE, YOUR CHESS BOARD PISSES ME OFF!!"

"..."

OWARI