Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. Prompt was "I Spy" for the LJ community 30 Kisses. I thought it was a cute idea and I'm sure murasakikaida could agree with me, which is why it has been gifted to her. Read and Enjoy!
"Why are we playing this again?" Ikkaku Madarame asked in a peeved voice.
"Because it was either that or play dress up with Yachiru," Yumichika Ayasegawa answered, as they lounged on top of the building while Yachiru looked around trying to figure out what exactly Ikkaku had spied.
"What was it again?" Yumichika asked, as he too scanned the area.
"I said, I spy something pink," Ikkaku sighed, as he leaned back on his elbows to rest. "This is boring; I could be doing something else right now."
"And it's not Yachiru's hair?" Yumichika asked scratching his chin, with pursed lips in a scowl.
"No it's not her hair," he answered with a bored tone as he stared back up at the sky.
"Oh I know!" Yachiru squealed turning around to the two men. "It's Captain Kyōraku! Because he wears pink!"
"Congratulations!" Ikkaku said in mock joy. "Now can we go now?" Yachiru gave them a good glare, which kept him seated on top of the roof.
"Now it's my turn! My turn!" she yelled, her eyes looking back out over Soul Society. It took her a few minutes to find the object she wanted. "I spy something some thing black and white with bells!" She was sure they wouldn't guess what she was witnessing. Vice captain, might be a young girl but she did know a few things about the world and life.
Ikkaku and Yumichika shared a look, one that said 'no duh'. "Let me guess," Ikkaku said, once again looking up at the sky. "It's Captain Zaraki."
"Not quite!" she giggled, her eyes never leaving the spot of what she'd spotted.
"You're cheating, because we all know that Captain Zaraki has a black and white coat and he wears bells in his hair," Yumichika said, getting up from where he was sitting.
"But it's not just Ken-chan!" she whined, turning towards them. "So you lose!"
That caught both of their attentions. "What do you mean it wasn't just Ken-chan?" asked Ikkaku, scrambling up from where he was laying over to where Yachiru was standing and started looking for what she was seeing. Ikkaku started from one side and Yumichika from the other and the both ended in the middle. There eyes were large and their jaws dropped.
"Is that Captain Zaraki…."
"With Captain Unohana?" finished Ikkaku, both clearly shocked at what they were witnessing.
"Yeap! And they're kissing!" Yachiru chirped, pulling herself to look over their joined shoulders. "And Ken-chan is happy! I can tell!"
"But they are…"
"Kissing!" Yumichika chocked. "We should stop this."
"Oh, no you don't!" she yelled in their ears. "I already told you, Ken-chan is happy. If you make him unhappy I'll hurt you." The threat was enough to keep both men from moving from their spots, but they both inwardly groaned because they knew their life was about to get turned upside down.