Kim possible is copyright of Disney. I neither own nor claim ownership. However, names "Ike Goddam", "Mai Pleasure", "Maximus Cash" and "Aisales Irve" are all my own...
Author's Note: Welcome again... I'm trying a new one now... Decided to place the characters in a little more serious environment...Rated for some sexual content, and mild language...

Hope you enjoy as it goes along...


WHEN A ROLE IS NOT A ROLE
"Ron… I need you a minute…"

"Just a sec KP…"

"No Ron, I mean like, now"

"I'm just practicing some lines here… what's wrong?"

"I… think you should meet me in my room…"

("OK, that sounds a little serious…")

Ron and Kim have been together for the better part of six years. In that time many things have changed. Ron for one had grown slightly taller. He was more muscular in built… not a buff, bodybuilder size built, but a lean well chiseled one. His hair was almost shoulder length and could be put in a ponytail, which he wore quite often. He was majoring in visual and performing arts while having a minor in information technology at college and doing extremely well at it. He actually never thought that he would become serious, but with time and age, these things do come to pass. The goofiness that was Ron was still there, but he was more serious about things… especially where it came to his future with Kim.. But one thing in life never changed though… how he felt for his lady…. Better make that two things… Bueno Nacho…

"Should I need life insurance? Just in case you're gonna kick my butt or something…" He stated while walking towards her room…

"We really need to talk…really talk."

("Now that's really serious!") Ron thought. Worriedly, he quickened his pace until he reached her door.

"KP, what's wrong honey?"

Kim in the last six years ha changed a bit as well. Her hair was not as long as it used to be… She cut it slightly shorter. Longer than her mom's, but shorter by usual Kim Possible standards. Her chest had filled out a little more, but all in all, she was still the firm, lean, strong Kim Possible that we all came to know. She was also doing well at college, majoring in architecture and planning, while having a minor in communications technology.

Things were going fine for the couple. Their battles against evil were not as frequent, but tended to be more difficult. There were also some other, fairly new villains around, but most of the time, GJ could more than handle them. On the college scene, they helped out with each other's work… Kim may play a role for Ron to practice and He would lend a hand in helping her do CAD architecture for some of her projects. Of course, they had their arguments and fights like any other couple, but they never lasted long and almost always found themselves back in each other's arms. Nothing was off limits… not even where it came to making love. They were open about everything, but now, that openness was about to bring many things to light…

"I think you better sit down…"

"Kimberly Anne, you're worrying me…" Ron was unsure what was going on in his girlfriend's mind… and he wanted to know.

"Ron…I …I dunno how exactly to say this…."

Kim had goose bumps all over. She was trembling and looking lost. Ron has never really seen her this way. He wondered to himself if it could be the upcoming finals they had in their subjects… but that was five months from now and they were already doing so well…

"Did something happen to our family?"

(She shook her head)

"Has someone done something to you?" His voice was getting more anxious. He couldn't bear to see her this way…

"Yeah…" she looked down to the ground, "You did…"

Ron's body tensed. He felt his heart racing. What could she be talking about? It definitely couldn't have been another girl… He made sure to let everyone who tried a move on him know that he was off limits… except to Kim and ONLY Kim. But for her to say that he did her something….

"Kim, just say it… doesn't matter how it comes out as long as you say it…"

She looked at him; her eyes were welling with tears. Finally, she found the strength to say what was on her mind….

"Ron… I'm pregnant…"

His mind went blank… his eyes widened. He felt the way he did the first time his professor told him he had to act a lead role in a college play… goose bumps, he hyperventilated, and the blank stare was all part of it. But the teachings came to play and he learned to suppress that fear…something that he was doing his best to try now…

"Are…. are you sure?" he said sheepishly…

Kim looked at him and extended her arm. She held two different brands of pregnancy tests… both read positive.

"Oh….my….God…" Ron took Kim's hand and held it tightly…he still couldn't believe that this happened… they were doing it safe… She held him, crying slightly. She still tried to be as strong as she could so as to not freak him out. But unknown to her, he was trying his best to do the same…

"Kim, but how? We always did it safe…I don't get it…"

"Not always Ron… there was that one time…"

Immediately, it snapped to Ron's mind… That day… he showed his best… and also his worst.


(Flashback)

It was an ordinary day… Ron had just finished his studies and was headed home. He got a call from Kim…

"Hey Ron, how was acting today?"

"Well, great… but I got a pretty weird home project to do tonight…"

"Weirder than you playing Hamlet?" Kim snickered…

"Actually, I'm supposed to act out a sexual scene with a girl and make her like… melt with romantic words and actions…."

"OOOOOkkkkkkkk…" Kim responded with one eyebrow up, "So who pray tell are you going to do this with?"

"Oh, I dunno, maybe when I'm done here I'll head over to my friend Annie's place and give it a shot…" He said in a straight face…

There wasn't much said for a few seconds… then suddenly he heard a grumble, then blatant yelling…

'RON STOPPABLE! IF YOU ONLY TRY THAT WITH THAT ANNIE HUSSY, I'LL MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS WHAT KIMBERLY ANNE POSSIBLE FIST FOOD TASTES LIKE, THEN I'LL PUT MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR..."

She stopped abruptly… Ron had to run into an abandoned corner to stop from anyone seeing him in tears, covering his mouth from laughing louder than the emergency sirens at the campus…He fell to the floor, barely holding on to the communicator. You would have sworn that he was being tickled till he couldn't breathe. All he saw was her face turn red and the screen switched off. He said to himself…still laughing…

"Oh man I'm gonna get it when I get home… man this acting thing is really cool sometimes…"

When he arrived home, He realized that the apartment door was locked. Kim should be home, but seems that she left and went somewhere. He figured that she was really ticked off…

"Oh man, I really guess should apologize for that one,…" he said, still smiling though.

He used his keys and entered. The place was quiet. She must have been really mad to have left the place like this… or maybe she left totally…That thought made Ron rush upstairs to Kim's room. Thankfully to him, her things were still there. But he couldn't understand why her big, thick pillow was missing from her bed. She never took it out of her room for anything…

(WHAM!)

Before he could think, he was on the floor, face down. He tried to get up, but something kept him down. Suddenly, he found himself at the mercy of a heavy pillow wielding and irate Kim…

"OOH YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING NOOOW!"

(WHAM!)

"YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TO TELL ME THAT TODAY?"

(WHAM WHAM WHAM!)

"WANTING TO MAKE OUT WITH SOME GIRL NAMED…. Annie?"

Ron was in some pain. That pillow hits HARD! But he still couldn't help but laugh. Kim quickly realized that he actually meant her…and boy did she feel stupid.

(WHAM!)

"Oooowwwww…" It was all Ron could muster at the time… before pulling out a white handkerchief and waving it weakly around. Kim realized her error and his as well… But she may have overdone it on the pillow thing. Swung hard enough, it could actually send you sprawling…despite it wasn't solid hard. So imagine hitting someone's head against the floor repeatedly with it! He barely got up, dazed and confused…

"Kimberly Annie Possible… one…Ronald Deanie Stoppable… zero… you wiiinnnnn"

He staggered past a fairly embarrassed, but still ticked Kim, to go downstairs to get some ice for his now swollen head, but in his dazed state, he lost his footing and tumbled all the way down the stairs… rousing Kim from her angered stated and making her realize that she may have hurt him more seriously. She ran down to see him on the floor, unconscious….

"Ron!"

(No answer)

She got worried. She was angry he fooled her that well and worse yet, made her feel like one for laughing at her. But now to realize that she might have hurt him a little more than he did to her, she became tense. She was about to get a hold of Wade, when she felt a hand come up…

"I surrender…" He said in a crackled voice…

"Ron! You're OK… take it easy…" She said to him as she lifted him on the couch near them…

"Remind me never to tick you off again…" Ron said in pain…

"It's your darn fault…you made me think you were gonna really do something like that…" she scolded

"Well I guess I passed my acting test…" He said still reeling

"You lucky I didn't end our test… " Referring to their relationship…

He let out a sigh before wincing in pain again. She felt he'd gone through enough, and started to help soothe his injuries…

"OK, actor of the year, where does it hurt?"

"Here…" he strained, pointing to his lips…

"Ron, seriously… where do-"

"Kiss me for starters and I'll feel tons better…"

And so she did. She kissed him on his lips. He smiled, albeit brief, before arching in pain. Just as she was kissing him though, She touched her wrist kimmunicator… Wade came up on the screen…