S.O.S.

Based on the Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer and the song by The Jonas Brothers. I own neither of them. Don't sue, me, I'm poor. I've been stuck in a blizzard all weekend and didn't get to go to work to make any money.

A/N: I know, I know. ANOTHER Jake POV song? This song went through many versions, a (short lived) Edward POV, but it just wasn't working, so then it turned into a Mike POV, because I haven't done a one from his specific point of view before, but I didn't like where it was going, and it just all fell into place with Jake. So yeah, I've been working on this one for a long time. Maybe around a month? Yeah, Jake's super whiney in this, but I wouldn't have him any other way! And secretly, Jake likes to think that S.O.S. also stand for 'same old shit'.

As always, I love reviews! And just like pretty much every other author on FFN, you will make me happier than a kid at Disneyworld if you review. And also, if you enjoyed this, check out my other song parodies! I've got lots (and not just Twilight!).

And finally, I've got two more parodies that I think are done, I just need to go over them a few more times, so those should hopefully be appearing today as well. Check them out!


SOS

Told you I made movie plans
Just you and me and no one else
That don't include your deadly friends
Well I'm done
With stupid situations off my reservation.

Ooh this is an S.O.S.
I'm feelin' so jealous
Thought I could make you mine
Boo hoo
I fixed those bikes for you,
Candy hearts for you
Think I'm too young? Don't make me laugh
I should be kicking some vampire ass,
better off if he's dead,
I'm the choice you won't regret

So it's your fault this got so bad
A letter passed on by your dad
Well I'm done
with leeches,
Eager for your eternal dam-nation

Ooh This is an S.O.S.
I'm feelin' so jealous
Thought I could make you mine
Boo hoo
I fixed those bikes for you
Candy hearts for you
Think I'm too young? Don't make me laugh,
I should be kicking some vampire ass,
better off if he's dead
I'm the choice you won't regret

Next time I see you
I'm telling you to decide

'cause blood is over rated, just FYI

Ooh this is an S.O.S.
I'm feelin' so jealous
Thought I could make you mine
Boo hoo
I fixed those bikes for you
Candy hearts for you
(yeah)

Ooh This is an S.O.S.
I'm feelin' so jealous,
Thought I could make you mine
Boo hoo
I fixed those bikes for you
Candy hearts for you
Think I'm too young? Don't make me laugh,

I should be kicking some vampire ass,
better off if he's dead
I'm the choice you won't regret

Choice you won't regret

Choice you won't regret