By Golly It's Miss Molly!

By: xxtarragonxx

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in anyway, shape or form. (cries)

Warnings: Fem!Naru, LOTS of Naruto pairings, drooling males, Bitchy!Ino, Okay!Sakura, kick-ass Naruto, kick ass TenTen, language, some in appropriate humor.

An: Okay so here it is the 3rd chapter! Happy St. Patrick's Day! Also I feel like I should explain, Lee already has a crush on Sakura so he DOESN'T have a crush on Naruto.

Review Replies:

Gone and forgoten; Yes, Kakashi is going to be ONE perverted opponent!

MicKEy ML: Yeah, I kept looking for one of these too so then I decided, why not make one of my own? Your vote will be counted!

shikami-chan07: Yeah go Kakashi! Luls, he's perverted though, but who can blame him? It's those corrupted BOOKS! DAMN YOU ERO SENIN!

-Votes For Who Wins Naru-chan!- (Some of my friends at school voted as well.)

Kiba: 0

Sasuke: 2

Sai: 0

Kakashi:0

Chouji: 0

Neji: 1

Shikamaru: 1

Gaara: 1

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Naruto nodded her head eagerly, finally being able to spar with her sensei. She was going to be sure to surpass him! She got into her battle stance and looked expectantly at Kakashi.

Kakashi was staring at Naruto, he had heard she was a girl but didn't believe it. The new Naruto reminded him of that volume of Icha Icha Paradise! His mind still remembered the vibrant description of the wild sex. His one perverted eye kept looking at Naruto.

Naruto soon got tired of this and ran towards Kakashi with a kunai with some quick hand signs she created 50 Kage Bunshin and had them charge while some were disguised as rocks, ready to spring forward if Kakashi. Kunai still in hand she jumped up and threw the kunai toward Kakashi, who was too busy oogling all of Naruto's clones to notice, just as it was about to hit him he dodged it.

"DAMN IT!" Naruto cursed out loud. She spun in the air and performed the hand signs for the Earth Elemental Landslide, Kakashi finally aware of the position he was in created a Chidori and used it against Naruto's jutsu.

Naruto landed on her feet and looked at Kakashi she moved her fingers swiftly into these hand signs, snake, dragon, tiger, rabbit, tiger. "Fire Element Fire Dragon Jutsu!" she cried out letting the giant flame dragon burst from her mouth. Kakashi was thinking about better ways to use her mouth when the dragon hit him. Kakashi tried to shield himself but it was no use. After the jutsu was finished Kakashi was laying down groaning.

Naruto walked over to him and smiled down at him, "I won." She said brightly smiling with a look of triumph on her tanned face. She brushed the bangs out of her face, "What's my prize?"

Kakashi's eye(s) widened, the mental pictures were too much. Blood spurted from his nose and he died of blood loss, (just kidding) he fainted of blood loss. Naruto raised an elegant eyebrow. Was her sensei really that much of a pervert? She shrugged and walked away.

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She looked for TenTen and found her in training area 5 she was throwing some kunai at a post and hit the bull's-eye every time. Naruto smirked and pulled out one of her own kunai she threw it and it hit the middle, effectively blocking TenTen's from hitting the middle.

TenTen looked confused and turned around, there she saw Naruto and squealed. "Hey Naru-chan!"

Naruto raised her eyebrow, "Naru-chan?"

TenTen nodded, "Well I've been thinking, Naruto sounds too man-ish for a girl so I've changed it to Naru-chan!"

"BWHAHAHAHAHAH!"

"Shut up Kyuubi!"

A vein showed on Naruto's forehead, "NANI?" This caused Neji to look at her; he smiled scarily, "Hello Naruto-chan..."

Naruto sweat dropped and glared at TenTen as if to say, 'Look at what you made me do!'

TenTen smiled evilly and said, "Oh! I think I need to run home to get something! Naruto can you wait here while I go get it?"

Naruto smiled calmly…. On the outside. On the inside… "WHAT? NO I WILL NOT FREAKIN' WAIT I HATE YOU TENTEN I HATE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!"

"Alright, TenTen can you hurry back?"

TenTen smirked, "Oh I will." And with that she left leaving Naruto all alone with Neji, well there was Rock Lee too but he was being 'youthful'.

Naruto shuffled her feet uncomfortably. She tried to slowly move away inch by inch. Unfortunately, Neji noticed this and moved closer to her, "Come now, you aren't trying to get away from now are you Naruto-chan?"

Naruto shifted a bit. "No! No! Of course not!"

"That's good," Neji said still moving towards. Closer, closer, Naruto felt like putting her hands up to defend herself. Then she heard a rustle in the bushes and out came Sakura. Naruto smiled in relief, Neji however, scowled at Haruno for ruining his 'moment'.

Sakura looked at Neji and then she looked at Naruto. Rock Lee was looking at her, but she took no notice of him. She went up to Naruto and smiled at her, "Hey Naruto want to go shop or something?"

Inside her head Naruto was bowing down to Sakura in gratitude. "Sure!" Naruto said happily and walked off with Sakura.

As they were walking off TenTen fell out of a nearby tree, "DAMNIT!" Naruto turned around to see TenTen, a scary expression lingered on Naruto's face for a while before it lit up again, "TenTen, you're back already? Come shopping with Sakura and I!"

TenTen looked at Naruto suspiciously. No revenge? No yelling? No 'I'm going to kill you'?

Naruto kept on smiling saying, "Come let's go SHOPPING!"

TenTen was slowly backing away, "Ummm."

Naruto then grabbed her hand and started tugging her along, "COME NOW!" She said through her set teeth, "LET'S GO SHOP!"

"NARUTO You're scaring me!" TenTen said.

Naruto smirked, "Shopping, shopping, shopping…."

TenTen then turned angry, "NARUTO YOU JERK!" Naruto laughed, "Hey you're a jerk too!"

Sakura didn't get what was happening so she just watched with a raised eyebrow. Finally after about 15 more minutes the girls went on their way to the mall!

Neji sighed, through-out this whole ordeal he was ignored, although Rock Lee felt worse he wasn't acknowledged at ALL.

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At the mall TenTen and Naruto were picking out things for them to try on then Sakura told them the 'big news', "I heard that there is going to be a festival next week!" TenTen and Naruto exchanged glances.

"You know what that means…" Naruto said in a low voice.

"No… What?" Sakura asked.

"MORE SHOPPING!" TenTen screeched.

They then went to the kimono store and picked out outfits.

While the three girls were off giggling and picking out items to wear a pair of ice-blue eyes were watching them. "Go on and have your little fun you bitches, but soon…."

The figure cackled causing many people to stare at her.

She immediately stopped and crept off to be evil somewhere else.

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Ahh. That chapter was a bit retarded; I won't describe their outfits for the festival UNTIL the festival. So.. Who should go with whom?

Naruto: Make sure to put me with the best!

Neji, Gaara, Sasuke, Sai, Kiba, Chouji, Kakashi, Shikamaru: HE MEANS ME!

Tarra: (sweat drops) Okay…..

Naruto: OO

Tarra: Yeah….

So review please even though this chapter was stupid it was sort of a chapter to introduce the plot and such. …