Some randomness that popped into my brain! It'll help me find that darned notebook and hopefully cure writer's block!
PS: This may be OCC, we'll see where it takes me!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Twilight series characters. The wonderful, beautiful Stephenie Meyer owns them (that lucky lucky girl!) But, I do own a signed copy of Eclipse….
Edward: Yes, love?
Bella: Where were you for the past….3 DAYS?
Edward: Hunting…I told you that…?
Bella: NO! YOU DIDN'T! I HAVE BEEN PANICKING ALL DAY!
Edward: You just started panicking….?
Bella: Don't be absurd Edward. I just went into super panic mode today.
Edward: Oh. But I left a note on your bed.
Bella: DID NOT! DID NOT!
Edward: Actually, yes.
Bella: Hold on.
Edward: Will do.
Bella: Oh, It fell behind my bed. Probably knocked it over when I tripped and FELL.
Edward: Are you alright, love?
Bella: NO! I CRACKED MY SKULL OPEN AND MY SPLEEN FELL OUT. Yes, of course I'm fine. I just tripped over my shoe.
Edward: Not the floor this time?
Bella: HAHA Edward.
Alice has entered the room.
Alice: Um, Bella?
Edward: She's cranky because she tripped and lost the note I left her.
Alice: She fell?
Edward: Uh, yes. Did I not just say that?
Bella: You guys type waaayy to fast.
Edward: 6,589 words per minute.
Bella: Shoooooow off!
Alice: 5,986 words.
Bella: Again, Shoooow off!
Alice: Well, what can I say?
Bella: You're immortal.
Alice: No need to point the obvious.
Edward: Its not obvious.
Alice: It isn't?
Edward: Oh, no! We've just been walking around for 100 some years, and people think 'OH! VAMPIRE! LETS CATCH IT!'
Alice: HAHAHAHAHAHAH! You crack me up.
Bella: The words are popping up too fast!
Alice: Sorry, I'm immortal.
Hopefully the new chapters will be funnier. I'm going to add some Emmett! ♥♥♥♥
I see Emmett as a funny perverted fellow. So, that's how you'll get 'im.
R & R anybody?