Hey! Sorry I didn't get done any earlier than this, but I had one hell of a writer's block! Anyway, This is the last chapter of Useless Despondency, but it doesn't end here!!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything from Gravitation! :'(

Track 3: What Do You Mean It Was a Joke!?

Shuichi sat on the bed he and Yuki shared, crying his heart out in sorrow for the rest of the night. He couldn't believe that Yuki was dead. His husband, his lover, his...

Just then, there was a knock on the door. Shuichi got up, wiped his eyes, and walked over to the front door. As he opened the door, there was a green-haired man who entered the apartment.

"Hey Shuichi," said the green-haired man. "I heard about what happened, and I'm really sorry, na no da. And I'm sorry for coming here in the middle of the night."

"Ryuichi… it's horrible… I can't believe Yuki died…" Shuichi hugged Ryuichi and held onto him, crying for quite a while. "Sorry about this, I'll go get you a drink, if you want anything." He let go of Ryuichi and headed for the kitchen.

"No thanks, I don't want to burden you any more…"

"No, it's alright, I'll get you some tea." Ryuichi had no choice but to give up. He started to feel guilty about this so-called "prank". Why did I even come up with this in the first place? I'm such an idiot… I wonder how Shuichi feels… Actually, I can tell how he feels. He thought about how wrong this had been and how he should solve it. Maybe I should tell him tomorrow that Yuki isn't really dead. And I never knew it would result in this! Ryuichi thought some more and didn't realize where he was until ten minutes had passed.

"Ryu-chan, the tea's finished. It's oolong tea, to be exact."

"Oh, okay! Thank you. I didn't expect you to do something for someone when you need someone to do something for you."

"Don't worry… I'll focus on what I need to worry about, that is… if I can…" Shuichi was about to cry when he said that. He was able to keep the tears from rolling down his cheeks when he served Ryuichi the tea he had made.

"Shuichi…" Ryuichi honestly didn't want Shuichi to turn out like this. He held on to Shuichi and sat on the floor, calming him down until both of them finally went to sleep.

The next day was a living hell for Shuichi. He did go to the NG Building, but he kept on daydreaming and thinking about Yuki. He would always end up crying or screaming while Bad Luck was in the middle of recording. Everyone could tell that today wasn't Shuichi's day. When Ryuichi saw him and the way he acted, he decided to go to his house tonight and tell him that it was supposed to be a joke, and that he didn't intend for this to happen. But he didn't want to tell him now, for it wasn't such a good time. During rehearsal, Shuichi tried jumping out the window so he could "be with Yuki again," but luckily K caught him and put Shuichi to sleep using a tranquilizer.

Shuichi woke up in a room that had a scent he recognized. When he opened his eyes, he realized he was at home! Nobody was there with him, and he was in the dark. He was fully awakened by a loud knock on the door. He walked out of the room, and opened the door to see Ryuichi.

"Hi," said Ryuichi with a yawn.

"Hey, come on in," Shuichi replied. Ryuichi walked into the despondent apartment and sat down on the couch.

"Do you want anything?"

"No, I'm fine, thanks. But, I want to talk to you about something."

"What is it?" Shuichi sat next to Ryuichi.

"Um... about Yuki being dead…."


"It's a lie."

"…WHAT…THE….FUCK… ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?" Shuchi instantly got up and ran to Ryuichi, who also got up in order to get out of the apartment. Just as Ryuichi was about to turn the front door knob, Shuichi grabbed him by the collar and pulled on him.


"Owwie, you're hurting my ears, na no da!"


"Umm… uh… that actually was…." Shuichi loosened his grip a little.


"It was me."

"…" Shuichi had nothing to say. All of a sudden, Shuichi let go of Ryuichi, and started hitting him in the chest, the way girls do to their boyfriends in those dramas when they're mad at their boyfriends.

"Ow, owww, OWWWWW!! Stop hitting me! I'm sorry!!" With that being said, Shuichi stopped hitting Ryuichi and stood there, staring at him.


"Look, I can explain. Yesterday was my birthday, but it was also April Fool's Day. The day before that, I called Yuki and ASK to help me with a prank for April Fool's Day, and"

"You think that was a prank, what you did to me? Ryu-chan, it's not called a prank when you turn someone emo!!" Shuichi was upset with Ryuichi, but he was still forgiving, and he was happy that Yuki wasn't dead.

"I noticed that last night and today… I'm sorry."

"Don't worry. At least I'm happy about Yuki not being dead. And if I didn't forgive you, I'd say that was the BIGGEST mistake I made in my whole life!" Ryuichi hugged him and laughed.

"Soo… do you still wanna go to the NG? Yuki and Tatsuha are waiting for us!"

"Oh yeah! I'm so going there!" So the two ran out of the apartment and headed for the NG.

Ryuichi opened the door to Nittle Grasper's room and led Shuichi into the dark room. The lights were turned on, and Shuichi instantly jumped and ran to Yuki, who was smoking in both senses smoking hot and smoking a cigarette on the black leather couch.

"YUUKIII!!" Shuichi jumped on Yuki, who got annoyed and tried prying his lover off of him.

"Damn it, get off of me!!" Shuichi was thrown to the ground, giggling. "It was good enough I lived two days without you, so DON'T RUIN IT!" Shuichi stopped giggling, and sat up.

"But Yuki, didn't you miss me!? I WAS CRYING FOR YOU THE PAST TWO GOD DAMN DAYS!!" Yuki exhaled a cloud of smoke.

"Yeah, Yuki. You should at least care about how he feels once in a while!" Tatsuha butted in.

"Awwww, you're so sweet!" Ryuichi said. He went to Tatsuha and gave him a peck on the cheek.

"...Sure... I actually did kinda miss your annoying presence," Yuki said slowly.

"gasp YAY!!" Shuichi ran and jumped on top of Yuki once again, and this time, Yuki didn't do anything. Both couples kissed, which turned into a make out session, which then led to censored for your safety, we care! xDDDD

So then, Shuichi and Yuki lived happily ever after. THE END!!

Sorry I rushed through the ending, but I have personal reasons for doing that koffkoff. Anyway, this was my first fanfic in a long time, so I prorably have improved at least a little bit. my very first fanfic I wrote was a Sasu.Naru called "Christmas Lovebirds". Back then, my fanfic came out like SCHITT.