Hi peoples! This is just a little fic about well, the title says it all. The first chappie is Edward.
Note: I won't take all the credit, my friends MistHeart13, Snowstorm25, Leafdrop, and xNymphadoraxTonksx helped out a lot. About half the ideas here are theirs.
Disclaimer: Seriously, if I owned Twilight I wouldn't have to write fanfiction!
10 ways to annoy Edward Cullen
1: Don't think.
2: Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
3: Knock on his door and the second he opens it, start singing Christmas carols really loud and off key.
….make sure you do this around Easter.
4: Make him go out with you to a fancy restrant for his Birthday when it isn't his Birthday. Get all offended when he won't eat anything. Start crying.
5: Send him love letters and sign them "You dearest Victoria".
6: Set him up with Jessica.
7: lock him in a room with Mike, Tyler, Eric, and Jacob. Give everyone except him a picture of Bella. Do the math people.
8: Tell him you think Mike x Bella is a WAY better couple than Edward x Bella. Then tell him that the reason you think that is because Mike and Bella just got married. Run really fast…
9: Force him to read Jacob x Edward slash… over and over and over….
10: Constantly think about kissing Bella.
Ok thanks for reading! Hope you like it! If you have any ideas feel free to share! Next chapter will be Jacob. BWHAHAHA!!