Sound of Music

Summary: Naruto, in need of money, reads an ad in the paper looking for a live-in babysitter for seven kids. What he doesn't realize is that five of the seven kids are hormonal teenage boys out for some ass. And the other two are just out for some ass.
Pairings: SasuNaru (Main), MalesxNaru, FemalesxNaru
Estimated Length: 5+
Warning: YAOI!! BOY ON BOY!! Don't like, don't read. UNBETA-ED!! And for everyone that's expecting it to end like the real Sound of Music, I'll just say so right now that it won't. In fact, the story will probably branch out after like, three chapters. Heh...that's why its AU!! Authoress's Universe!

A/N: I wasn't sure if I wanted to post this one, since I havn't exactly...thought out...a complete plot yet... but I decided, what the heck, I'll go ahead and post it. :) So, regardless of it's lack of preparation, please ENJOY!

Chapter 1

It was a sign from God, he knew it, and a very blatant sign to boot. Why else would this particular newspaper with that particular advertisement circled in red have flown in his particular face? So obviously, it was a sign.

About time too, he needed a job and a place to live. The church that had taken him in was on wit's ends with him. If they weren't so religious and kind, they would have long kicked him out. Hey, it's not his fault he has a tendency to disobey, his attention span is extremely short, and happens to enjoy spraying nuns with water hoses!

But he knew he was too much to handle, especially for free. So he's made a heartfelt promise to the Reverend Mother, or Old Granny Abbess as he liked to call her; he would get a job to pay them back for three years of kindness and hospitality. And he never goes back on his word –unless you count the multitude of times he was told to behave and he put on a sweet face to fool them; but those don't matter, because he crossed his fingers!– especially one this important to him.

Yes, Naruto Uzumaki was a man of his word, and you better believe it!

Of course, Old Granny Tsunade, the Abbess, told him that she didn't want anything back for her kindness, but he's determined to make up for his troubles. Besides, she's become quite like a mother figure in his life and he wanted to show her he really cared.

And that is why he is now standing with everything he possesses in front of the huge mansion he's supposed to live in for the next year or so. Hopefully, the little tykes he's supposed to nanny are well behaved. And hopefully not stupid little babies; he preferred toddlers for they were the cutest.

Taking a deep calming breath, he looked around at the scenery. Jeez, this place was huge! How wealthy were these people anyways?! From the high towering walls and fences to the green shrubbery growing in luscious bunches to the circle driveway behind the gate, this place was cranked out!

Inhaling another noseful of life-giving oxygen, he flung the gates open and ran up to the mansion doors before his nerves gave out on him. He wasn't sure if he was cut out for this job; normally, an eighteen year old teenage boy isn't exactly the best nanny...

Bracing himself, he put down his suitcase that was in his right hand and pressed the shiny white button that is clearly the doorbell. He rocked back and forth on his feet, his skin tingling in apprehension. Oh boy oh boy oh boy...

The door clicked and before he could steel himself, it was flung open to reveal... a sexy girl in a maid uniform.

Blushing, Naruto couldn't help but notice that her cleavage was completely exposed and the dress flared out to showcase slender legs clad in white pantyhose.

"Um! Uh, er, uhhh... Hi!" Naruto squeaked. To tell the truth, he hasn't been this close to any pretty lady before, and he was quite terrified of making of fool of himself. (Somewhere back in the abby, all the nuns suddenly felt the need to punch a blond.)

"Welcome! You must be the nanny!" The girl chirped, beckoning him in. Naruto nodded dumbly, picked up his luggage, and walked in stiffly. He tried his hardest not to stare down her chest, really! It just...wasn't working...that well...

"Please come this way." The maid started walking to a door to the side and opened it, ushering Naruto in. His jaw dropped at the sight of the well furnished room, with all the finely embroidered curtains, daintily crafted counters and its beautifully designed structure. It was incredible!

"The Captain will be here shortly," the maid said before leaving, closing the door after her.

"...Wow." Naruto whispered in awe to himself. The outside was nothing compared to the inside. If this room was already that beautiful, just imagine what the rest of the house looks like! Giggling excitedly, Naruto twirled around a bit, looking up at the brilliantly designed ceiling. Dizzying himself, he accidentally fell onto the rug covered floor in a heap of laughter, still staring at the amazing ceiling.

"Enjoying ourselves, aren't we?"

With a small gasp, Naruto sat up and looked to the source of the voice. It was a finely dressed man with a strong muscular structure, leaning on the doorframe with a grin on his face.

Hmm, I imagined someone more strict looking than this smiling laidback guy... Naruto thought, but shrugged it off.

"H-hi! Nice to meet you, uh, Captain!" Naruto stood up hastily and walked over to the man, holding his hand out for a handshake. Grinning, the Captain took a hold of it and pumped it up and down heartily.

"I'm Hatake Kakashi. Captain Kakashi if you will. Or Captain Hatake. Or just Kakashi. Or just Hatake." Naruto furrowed his brow in confusion. "You know what, just call me whatever you want. Captain would be good."

"A-Alright Captain..." Naruto forced a smiled on, secretly thinking, this guy's NUTS!

Captain Kakashi pushed himself off the wall and stood up straight, sizing Naruto up. The blond only went up to his lower neck, and barely at that; his wild hair probably added a bit to his height.

"So, Naruto I presume?"

"Ah, yes, that's correct, I'm Naruto Uzumaki." Naruto bowed in greeting, hoping to start on the good side of his future boss.

"It's a pleasure to meet you. I take it you know the terms of my job offer?" Kakashi tilted his silver-haired head back and peered down at Naruto who grinned back.

"Yes, I do. I believe that I just need to take care of seven delightful children while you work and stuff."

"...You can say that. Now normally, your age would be a problem. Eighteen, am I correct?" Captain Kakashi smirked at Naruto. Poor child, didn't know what he's in for.

"Er, yeah," Naruto said sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head.

"But... I think we can make an exception for you. Besides, you come from a church, you're bound to be very responsible."

Naruto chuckled nervously, his eyes not daring to meet the Captains. "Heheh, sure."

"Come, I'll introduce you to my kids." Captain Kakashi beckoned Naruto to follow him out, which he did, lugging his bags with him.

When they arrived at the foot of the huge stairs that led to the second floor, the Captain stopped abruptly, Naruto almost crashing into him from behind.

Naruto looked up at Kakashi expectantly. Where were his kids? It was unusually quiet for a house with seven children.

Suddenly, Kakashi pulled out a whistle and blew into it, a loud tweet emitting from the small object. His ears still ringing from the massive whistle, Naruto stared weirdly at the Captain. What the heck was that for?!

But before he could ask him, Naruto heard footsteps. A stampede of them, to be exact. In a whirlwind of motion, he felt several bodies zoom past him while he just stared, shocked at the kids that appeared right in front of them in an orderly line.

Or should he say, mature teenagers.

"W-what the heck?!" Naruto exclaimed while looking closely at the tall...children. Dang, most of them were even taller than him! Well, wasn't this awkward.

"These here are my children, Naruto."

Naruto could only stand there open-mouthed, still in shock.

"Well, children, introduce your selves! Name and age!" Kakashi gave another toot on his whistle.

Naruto watched as all seven kids straightened up and puffed out their chest. The one on the farthest end started marching and stepped up out of line. He had long black hair, super light eyes, and pale skin.

"Name's Neji! Age nineteen!" With that, he marched back in place. The one next to him then marched out. It was another boy with short black hair and a pale pointed face.

"Hello, I'm Sai. Age eighteen." He also marched back.

Next was another boy with fiery red hair and piercing green eyes.

"Gaara. Seventeen." Naruto felt shivers travel down his spine when his own bright blue eyes connected to his intense green ones.

Then it was a boy with black hair and black eyes, very similar to Sai except his hair was sticking up in the back stylishly. He gave a glare to Naruto, who coiled back in surprise, and marched up too.

"Sasuke. Seventeen. Fuck off." Naruto's eyes widened at the blatant display of hatred. Oh boy, this job was going to be harder than he thought!

Now it was a girl, with bubble gum pink hair and green eyes too.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Sakura! Age sixteen! But I'm almost seventeen!" She gave a dazzling smile to Naruto and stepped back in line. Naruto nodded to her politely, but gave another scared little glance to Sasuke beside her.

A boy with mangy brown hair then stepped up with a wolfish grin. "Heh, I'm Kiba. Sixteen." He winked at Naruto, who blinked confusedly, and returned to his spot in the line.

Last but not least, was a timid young girl with long black hair and light lilac eyes quite like Neji's.

"H-hi. I-I-I'm Hinata, n-nice to meet y-you. I-I'm f-fourteen." Naruto smiled at her warmly. With an eep, she stumbled back to her spot and started twiddling her thumbs.

With a nod of approval (after he glared at Sasuke), Kakashi shooed them off. "Well, you've met them. When you need to get them, just blow into this whistle." He then produced another whistle from his pocket and handed it to Naruto, who held back a grimace.

"Any questions?" Kakashi asked with a grin.

"Uh yeah. Why are they teenagers?" Naruto asked in a daze, staring at the piece of shiny metal in his hand. "I really thought they'd be babies..."

"Because they were born around sixteen years ago. So they would be teenagers about now," Kakashi mocked lightly, that grin still in place.

"Not that, I get that. But...are they even siblings? I mean, I can see how Neji and Hinata are related, Sai and Sasuke, Gaara and Sakura too. But...did they come out in pairs or something? Not that that's possible, since their ages aren't the same... Huh..." Naruto kept mumbling to himself, scratching his head in confusion. Jeez, this family's gene pool was messed up.

"No, they're all my children." Kakashi spotted a maid in the corner of his eye. He cleared his throat to the maid, who hurried over with a cheery bounce in her step.

"Please take Naruto up to his room and show him around. I have to go now."

"Yes, Captain. Come, Naruto," the maid smiled gently and pulled the still mumbling Naruto along behind her. Kakashi watched them disappear upstairs before straightening his tux and going off to finish what he was doing before.

Naruto flinched slightly as he arrived in a long hallway. He saw three maids cleaning and dusting, chatting to each other.

This family's weird...and that Captain...his eyes are different colors... And Gaara has a tattoo on his does Neji...And Kiba has tattoos on his freaking face!.. Oh and Sasuke, he's scary!... Naruto looked up, staring at the back of the maid that he was blindly following.

...and they have kinky maids all around the house... he thought, putting piece by piece together to finish the puzzle.

And his conclusion was... he's up for one heck of a job. Oh dear Granny Tsunade, please let me survive, he prayed as the maid opened the door to his bedroom with a flourish.

TBC!! :)

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