Me: Okay, time to have some fun!
Jacob: Um, okay. What ya have in mind? Chris: Ah! Run away!
Me: Well, I'm ganna ask you two some questions and you'll answer them. Sound okay?
Jacob: Sure. Chris: No! No! And no!
Me: How long can you hold your breath?
Jacob: a wile. Chris: Ah! I'm drowning!
Me: What happens when you have too many sodas?
Jacob: Um, I belch really loud. Chris: Ah! A leprechaun with a metal pipe! (He's hallucinating).
Me: Wow, usually I just see sleeping blue birds flying upside down around my head. Oh, hello blue birds! Why are you dressed like pilots?
Jacob: LOL! Chris: Stay away evil leprechaun! (Grabs a chair and hits his leg). Owe!
Me: Well, any way, next question. What do you think about cats?
Jacob: They're annoying.
Random cat: Meow!
Jacob: Shut up! Chris: I am not a mutt!
Me: Don't yell at QB! (Hits Chris). And don't tell him to shut up! I'd hit you too but I've learned from watching Bella's mistake!
Jacob: (Grinning). Chris: I hate you.
Me: I know, next question. What effect do shinny things have on you?
Jacob: None, why? Chris: Shinny, shinny pretty, pretty-
Jacob: Shouldn't you stop him or-
Me: Shinny, shinny pretty, pretty-
Jacob: Um, okay. I'm out of here.
(Me: I was very bored. Hope you liked the randomness!).